Comments | ihasatardis: Ahoy thar, mateys

maypanic in ihasatardis

Ahoy thar, mateys

Sep 19, 2009 15:59

Not by me, but by notusachan . Inspired by a post-DragonCon conversation that began with me almost leaving the TVM panel to follow a certain costumed person, and ended with Eric Roberts trying to kill me.

One completely spoiler free macro.

( Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles... Doesn't sound too bad. I'll try to stay awake. )

xover: princess bride, master!roberts

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notusachan September 19 2009, 20:15:05 UTC

Ahahaha, I saw this on my flist and was all HUH WHAT DID I DO NOW?

Unexpected Dread Pirate Roberts!Master is the best kind, methinks. ;D

maypanic September 20 2009, 02:32:15 UTC

I needed to share your lolarity with the world, and it had to be TODAY, which meant no time to ask for permission.

Unexpected pirated macro!

:D angiealight September 19 2009, 21:52:19 UTC

lol
"Then he explained the name was the important thing for inspiring the necessary fear. You see, no one would surrender to the Dread Pirate Westley."

Re: :D maypanic September 20 2009, 02:33:31 UTC

Ah, but he was wrong. I would so surrender to the Dread Pirate Westley. :P

Re: :D angiealight September 20 2009, 03:44:41 UTC

Me too. Surrender and submit and mmmmm, Westley.

ladyfox7oaks September 19 2009, 22:37:26 UTC

AAAARRRGGGHH!!!! (But only in the best way possible...)

morphine300mg September 19 2009, 22:41:59 UTC

But what he meant was 'I love you'

faience September 19 2009, 23:18:30 UTC

I think, really, what we all want to hear about Eric Roberts trying to kill you. DOooooo tellllll.

maypanic September 20 2009, 02:44:54 UTC

Trust me, it's a much better story if I leave the rest up to your imagination.

No? Ok.

I'm not so much a fan as thought "He's awfully nice to hang around and pose with people after the panel, why not?" Apparently he likes to pose with female fans by standing half behind them and slinging an arm all the way around their neck - less a hug, more of a headlock IMHO. I have a really sensitive gag reflex if anyone touches my throat so I kind of involuntarily jerked back, which he apparently thought was me snuggling in and he went "Awww" and tightened his hold, so I felt like he was strangling me but was too polite/hyperventilating to say anything. The result is a rather hilarious photo of me extremely pale faced, enormous double chin from pulling my head back, eyes going o_O , desperately trying to grin so the photo would be done.

faience September 20 2009, 04:10:19 UTC

... I saw him doing that. It was weird. I fled in terror, obviously. Fortunately, you seem to have survived the experience! What doesn't kill us makes us stronger, yes?

(ALSO OH HI PERSON I DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW BUT WAS APPARENTLY IN THE SAME ROOM WITH FOR SOME PERIOD OF TIME AT DRAGON*CON.)