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[xlineartx]

Having noticed all the Eurovision hate that's been going down as of late, I felt it was my duty as an American fan to make these:

Comments

[st_lemur]

Next year, John Barrowman should perform the UK's entry.

[dark_dreymer]

We still wouldn't win. It's all political voting. Europe hates England so they never vote for us.

[ffarff]

but Scooch was amazing!

[ayaneva]

XDDDDDDDD

At this point, I only watch the auditions because they're so bad and when they get to Hollywood, I tune out. My city made a mess of itself this year...kinda like they do every time they have auditions here. YEAH PHILLY! XD

Let my people goooo!

[macgrrl]

Philly represent! :D

[meaghan1345]

Yet another reason why I sometimes am ashamed to be American.

[laws_of_fizzix]

This. Are. Trufax. (Though it did get me off on the evils of reality television once, and then I discovered a previously unknown Who fan.)

Are the idiots in programming this cruel to the thinking television audience, or did someone else inflict this upon the intelligent viewership of our country? Inquiring minds think it was the Master want to know.

[batmanboxers]

Ha!

[xlineartx]

I believe we need to get in on this Eurovision action. Only, we can't do the real Eurovision, as we are not in Europe, and we can't make it continental, as Mexico would pwn us and Canada EVERY SINGLE YEAR. Instead, all fifty states would compete to come up with the worst best song. :D

IT WOULD BE BEAUTIFUL.

[gypsylady]

IT WOULD BE BEAUTIFUL.

You really think so?

Also, Canada would put us all to shame, but be too polite to point it out. LOL!

You do realize you have now made me feel the need to find rhymes for Hawaii, Washington, and Texas, don't you? Not that I live in any of those states....

[xlineartx]

Beautifully tacky. :D Like Elvis meets A Chorus Line.

Damnit, now I'm doing it. NOTHING RHYMES WITH WASHINGTON.