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[xlineartx]

Having noticed all the Eurovision hate that's been going down as of late, I felt it was my duty as an American fan to make these:

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[xlineartx]

I believe we need to get in on this Eurovision action. Only, we can't do the real Eurovision, as we are not in Europe, and we can't make it continental, as Mexico would pwn us and Canada EVERY SINGLE YEAR. Instead, all fifty states would compete to come up with the worst best song. :D

IT WOULD BE BEAUTIFUL.

[gypsylady]

IT WOULD BE BEAUTIFUL.

You really think so?

Also, Canada would put us all to shame, but be too polite to point it out. LOL!

You do realize you have now made me feel the need to find rhymes for Hawaii, Washington, and Texas, don't you? Not that I live in any of those states....

[xlineartx]

Beautifully tacky. :D Like Elvis meets A Chorus Line.

Damnit, now I'm doing it. NOTHING RHYMES WITH WASHINGTON.

[gypsylady]

True but do you mean to imply you found something that rhymes with Alaska?

[xlineartx]

With the right dialect you've got master, alabaster, etc.
Not with my Chicago accent, though.

But Texas rhymes with nexus!

[gypsylady]

With the right dialect you've got master, alabaster, etc.

Hmmmm.....I was thinking you meant New England accents but that would be Alasker. (And folks think the Brits have weird accent variations!)

But Texas rhymes with nexus!

And Lexus. Thus we could drive the Lexus to the nexus that's in Texas. Fortunately for all, however, we could but we won't. ROTFLMAO!

Still can't find a rhyme for Washington. It's becoming an obsession.

[cassandravert]

Think of multiple words like

Washington
Causing one

(close enough for filks)

[xlineartx]

Hmmmm.....I was thinking you meant New England accents but that would be Alasker.

I was thinking Boston, specifically. Which isn't much help to the Alaskans as Boston is in Massachusetts and Alaska is in, well, Alaska.

Crossing one works better. Bossing? Tossing? Flossing?

[omorka]

The traditional rhyme for Texas is "Exes," as in "All my Exes live in Texas." And if Lexus counts, then so do Tyrannosaurus Rexes.

Mississippi, Oregon, and New Mexico are harder, IMHO.

[darkelady]

How about I'll ask her? From New Hampsha BTW