YOU WHAT I HATE?! WHEN THINGS ARE BORING!

SOMEONE COME ENTERTAIN ME! RIGHT NOW!!

THAT WAS ENTIRELY TOO LONG A TIME TO BE LOST

SERIOUSLY, HOW LONG DOES THIS FOREST GO ON, ANYWAY?! AND AFTER A WHILE IT'S JUST MORE TREES AND THEN ... EVEN MORE TREES!

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIND MY WAY AROUND WHEN THERE ARE ALL OF THESE IDENTICAL TREES IN THE WAY...AT LEAST THIS PLACE HAS ALL THOSE NICE CRUNCHY MONSTERS. COULD USE SOME CATSUP, ( Read more... )

THIS CASTLE IS MINE!

SO EVERYONE HAS TO CALL IT BOWSER'S CASTLE NOW! EXCEPT FOR THAT ONE PART, THAT CAN BE HILLING'S TOWER.

AND I'VE COLLECTED ALL OF THE PRINCESSES THAT I COULD FIND! INCLUDING ELLE THE PRINCESS OF ALL PURGAWHATISCALLED.

ALL RIGHT, PRINCESSES! HAVE A ... TEA PARTY OR WHATEVER IT IS PRINCESSES USUALLY DO IN THEIR SPARE TIME.

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YOU KNOW WHAT
I LIKED IT BETTER
WHEN EVERYTHING WAS ON FIRE!
NOW IT'S BORING AGAIN.

HILLING! LET'S GO WRECK THAT PLACE THAT YOU DON'T LIKE!

IT'S BEEN REALLY HOT LATELY

I LIKE IT!

JUST LIKE HOME! AHH, I MISS MY GOOD OL' LAVA CASTLE. BRINGS BACK MEMORIES.

I BET IF YOU DIG DEEP ENOUGH HERE, YOU'LL FIND LAVA. YOU CAN FIND LAVA ANYWHERE LIKE THAT!

YOU GUYS ARE ALL

REALLY BORING!

EXCEPT FOR YOU HILLING, YOU'RE ALL RIGHT

WHAT WAS UP WITH THAT CHICK ON THE TOWER THOUGH?!

AND BY THE WAY BLACK PUPPY GUY OR WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS, DON'T THINK YOU CAN STRIDE AROUND CALLING YOURSELF OVERLORD NOW! I'M STILL GOING TO BEAT YOU UP!

THIS UNDERWORLD BELONGS TO ME NOW!

I WON IT FAIR AND SQUARE.

AND I'LL JUST BE KEEPING THIS DOOHICKY AS A TROPHY!

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[Voice function switches on. With a vengeance.]

WRRAAAAAAAAAAAUGH

PURGATORY?! WHY AM I, THE AWESOMELY GREAT AWESOME KING BOWSER, STUCK IN PURGATORY?

AND WHO MADE THESE TINY KEYS?!

I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION FOR THIS RIGHT NOW!!
FROM SOMEONE WHO ISN' ( Read more... )