I had to call an ambulance on the way home from work for some drunk old man who had collasped and whacked his nose.  There was a LOT of blood.

Ewww.  He was ok though, just needed to be seen to.  I am a hero.  Considering the dude who got there before me hadn't phoned one.  Oh and some polish man kept say. "Broom broom! Neee naw, I called.... no I ( Read more... )