Today I paid my mom ten bucks to watch the "2 girls 1 cup" video. And let me tell you, her reaction was well worth it.

I am making a list of things I need/want to do, so that I am not just floating around being displeased with everything just because I am bored with my own life. (Not that everything isn't genuinely displeasing, because it is. But thinking about it just pisses me off. And pissed off boober is an unhappy boober ( Read more... )

I haven't written here in a long time. Moving to Hamtramck. I miss my smelly. People hate me. I hate me. I hate people. Uh. I have a lot to say, that I can't bring myself to say.

They killed off Sheriff Lamb on Veronica Mars and I am pissed. WTF

I spent half of my day in bed talking to my stuffed animals. Mr. Monkey, Cedar, Bunzuns and Brutus are the best friends ever. Mr. Monkey was happy about meeting a new friend, Chuggy G.

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Boober: How come when im on my period it always has to be all about you. Why can't we engage in mutual masturbation? I think its sexy...

Snorky: Uh... you can mutually suck my dick..

My sister is a dirty little thief and won't stop stealing my things and lying about it ( Read more... )

My vagina has been really stinky the past couple days, even after washing. Today I got worried and stuck my arm up there and there was a tampon lodged sideways in my vagina. It was really hard to get out and now I can't get the terrible smell off of my fingers.

Last night I persuaded Scott to rent "Eight Below" from family video, which is a disney movie that tells the story of how a pack of sled dogs are trapped in antarctica for like 200 days. We really rented the movie to watch with mother, who I figured would get very emotional about these poor animals trapped in the arctic with no food, shelter, etc ( Read more... )