I didn't head out last night, as drinking obscenely on Saint Patrick's Day is truly a young man's game ( Read more... )

So I can't import a save where everyone died in the sucide mission? Man, fuck this game >:(

I've been waiting all evening for a phone call that would let me sleep a little easier. I'm glad I just got it.

What a fine day for a massacre

Ugh I've had GI tract distress for days and when I lay down my belly sounds like Tourian Base from Super Metroid:

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And the antibiotic that has been perscribed to me to clear this up has side effects that are EXACTLY the same as the symptoms I am experiencing (NOTE: this will be humorous later ( Read more... )

Earlier today, I noticed my bottle of soy sauce has on its label the following warning:

WARNING: Contains soy

Well, damnit. Thanks for spoiling the surprise, you fuckface bottle. >:(

The warm sun seems to have robbed me of what would have been the deep and chilly winter days I've been so eagerly anticipating.

Damn you, warm sun.

So, yeah. Doing some laundry and listening to Slayer.

Typical Tuesday evening.

Aw man - my drivers' license is deteriorating! I guess I shouldn't have been wearing my wallet in those hot tubs...

The most upsetting part is that the little corner part where my license designates me as an organ donor has fallen off. Oh man...if I were to die, will they still take my organs?

God damnit, who will take my organs?! :(

Last night I had a dream in which, among other acts of mild debauchery, I consumed an entire bottle of peppermint schnapps. Smash cut to when I woke up at 4am, my body twisted in the bed, sore all over, sensitve to the lights and sounds of the alarm clock, with one of the worst headaches I've experienced in quite a long while. All I could think was ( Read more... )