I got to visit a LEGO Store yesterday. It was freaky. It was, like...LEGOs. LEGOs everywhere. Sort of like an Apple Store, but with LEGO.

I spazzed out and ended up buying 2,000 2x2x3 green bricks. I guess I'll make a 2x2x6000 green brick.

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In response to the fact that my state appears to have taken some sort of bold leap backards, I have considered starting legislation towards amending this new amendment:

Marriage between one man and one woman is the only domestic legal union that shall be valid or recognized in this State, except for really hot lesbian couples who shall, upon ( Read more... )

I am convinced that Henry Pym was in the movie but was just too small to see

Celebrated Friday the 13th by playing LJN's "Friday the 13th" for the Nintendo Entertainment System. As a result I have only just recently come to terms with the depth of my self-loathing.

I was driving past a stop sign and I saw a campaign yard sign for some dude who wants to be city comptroller and I noticed that the font he used was Comic Sans and at the sight of this ridiculousness my brain literally exploded in my skull and now I have a reason for being dumb so let us chalk that up in the win column

brb gonna steal Deacon's Easter basket

I got to check out one of the Canadian bank notes that was minted last year. That shit is pretty clutch - plastic money! Truly, we live in the future.

Why no, you effete and burgoise pigdog, I most certainly do not want travel with you to see Il Trovatore at the North Carolina Opera next month. I despise mid 19th Century Italian opera, and the thought of having to sit through Verdi makes me want to pluck my eardrums out with a high-RPM Dremel.

( Spoilers for a certain television show's season finale which just aired )