Funny Zachary Quinto vid

[ifyouweremine]

So Zachary Quinto recently posed for this extremely gay and even more extremely hilarious video for photographer Tyler Shields, but I decided I could crank up the lulz level a bit by changing the music. Therefore:

NSFW, UNLESS YOU WORK AT A PLACE THAT WELCOMES MILK BEING FLUNG SUGGESTIVELY ON MEN

Comments

[annella]

OHHHH IT'S MILK.

I just. LOOK HOW IT SPURTS.

[ifyouweremine]

WELL I'M ASSUMING IT'S MILK. UNLESS CHRIS PINE IS FAPPING OFF FURIOUSLY OUT OF THE FRAME, LMAO! ^___~

[annella]

I AM SCARED OF THE SIZE OF HIS BALLS. D:

[ifyouweremine]

MAYBE HE HAS ~*~MAGICAL TESTICLES~*~

FUCK, NOW I'M THINKING OF CHRIS PINE'S TESTICLES DRESSED IN A JAUNTY WIZARD CAPE AND HAT. LOL WHY DO I DO THESE THINGS TO MYSELF???

[bubl]

It's.. just.. I DON'T GET IT. It is SO UNNECESSARILY sexual. Why is the milk spurting at him? How is he so freaking fierce throughout?

Most importantly, how do I still find him sex on legs when he's all drippy and kind of gross? THIS IS ALL ILLOGICAL.

[ifyouweremine]

THERE'S NO ROOM FOR YOUR EARTH-LOGIC HERE, BB

LMAO, I have no idea what that's all about, but I just KNOW the photographer was all, like, "FUCK, I'M BRILLIANT. MORE MILK, MORE MILK! NOW SCOWL, I WANT FIERCENESS. GROWL AT THE MILK! HATE THE MILK! GRIMACE! I'M SUCH AN EPIC ARTIST I SHOULD JUST CHOP MY EAR OFF NOW, GODDAMN. MORE MILK!"

I'm totally with you about not knowing quite how to respond to it--it's, like, my WTF, LOL, and MMM I'D HIT IT reactions all have to battle each other when I look at this. o_O Haaaa ^___~

[bubl]

I SHOULD JUST CHOP MY EAR OFF NOW LOL

Totes! I just sit there laughing with a confused frowny face all the while thinking Damn. *lipbite*

[ifyouweremine]

LOL, is it wrong that now I kind of want a fic where Chris Pine sees the original video and is, like, LOL LOL WTF ZACH! And then when he's done watching it he'll be, like, "WTF, why did I just get a boner?? O__O"

[io_2]

first: the Peaches version stole my heart LOL
second: I would "drink" more milk if I could lick it of him *.*

[ifyouweremine]

1. Thank you hon! ^___^ <333

2. I NO RITE??

3. YOUR ICON IS SO FRIGGIN ADORABLE EEEEE #SMISHES#

[elizardbits]

INTERGALACTIC BUKKAKE.

[lilian_cho]

LOL THIS

Clearly the ratio of Vulcans that survive are heavily male:female. As a result, pon farr turned into a mostly-MALE ORGIASTIC thing.

[ifyouweremine]

I. LOVE. YOU. ^_______^ <33333

In related news, you win the internetz!

[elizardbits]

I always kind of suspected that Pon Farr would look like a South Beach circuit party, actually. IDEFK.

[queen_insane]

HOBOY ZQ *shakes head* you crazy crazy boy.

[ifyouweremine]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON LMAO

I mean, how did this even happen? Was the photographer, like, "Okay, Zach, you're going to stand there and scowl and we're going to throw several gallons of milk on your face like you're an uke in a Japanese yaoi. Are you cool with that?" "Yeah, bring it!"