Funny Zachary Quinto vid

May 29, 2009 01:04

So Zachary Quinto recently posed for this extremely gay and even more extremely hilarious video for photographer Tyler Shields, but I decided I could crank up the lulz level a bit by changing the music. Therefore:

NSFW, UNLESS YOU WORK AT A PLACE THAT WELCOMES MILK BEING FLUNG SUGGESTIVELY ON MEN

Video and song list under the cut )

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bubl May 29 2009, 06:41:38 UTC
It's.. just.. I DON'T GET IT. It is SO UNNECESSARILY sexual. Why is the milk spurting at him? How is he so freaking fierce throughout?

Most importantly, how do I still find him sex on legs when he's all drippy and kind of gross? THIS IS ALL ILLOGICAL.

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ifyouweremine May 29 2009, 06:52:06 UTC
THERE'S NO ROOM FOR YOUR EARTH-LOGIC HERE, BB

LMAO, I have no idea what that's all about, but I just KNOW the photographer was all, like, "FUCK, I'M BRILLIANT. MORE MILK, MORE MILK! NOW SCOWL, I WANT FIERCENESS. GROWL AT THE MILK! HATE THE MILK! GRIMACE! I'M SUCH AN EPIC ARTIST I SHOULD JUST CHOP MY EAR OFF NOW, GODDAMN. MORE MILK!"

I'm totally with you about not knowing quite how to respond to it--it's, like, my WTF, LOL, and MMM I'D HIT IT reactions all have to battle each other when I look at this. o_O Haaaa ^___~

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bubl May 29 2009, 07:04:09 UTC
I SHOULD JUST CHOP MY EAR OFF NOW LOL

Totes! I just sit there laughing with a confused frowny face all the while thinking Damn. *lipbite*

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ifyouweremine May 29 2009, 07:19:03 UTC
LOL, is it wrong that now I kind of want a fic where Chris Pine sees the original video and is, like, LOL LOL WTF ZACH! And then when he's done watching it he'll be, like, "WTF, why did I just get a boner?? O__O"

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bubl May 29 2009, 08:13:53 UTC
Hee! I don't think anything that involves Zachary Quinto (inadvertently) giving Chris Pine a boner could be a BAD THING.

(I don't know why I imagine them in a hotel, pretend they're on tour or something!)

So what if someone emails it to Chris and he calls Zachary immediately, before he even clicks replay, and tells him to come over RIGHT NOW. And he does because they're rooms are next door to each other and the first thing he sees is Chris sitting there on the bed, laptop in front of him, page opened to that freaking milk video he did- with a hard-on. He gives him a "what?" smile and Chris is so ready to give him shit for this when he realizes it's sort of gotten awkward in the room and then he notices OH NO he's hard and Zachary TOTALLY KNOWS. And then one thing leads to another and then there is frottage. Or full on sexytiems who knows, I don't control these things.

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ifyouweremine May 30 2009, 04:20:30 UTC
I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK ♥♥♥♥♥

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bubl May 31 2009, 05:57:11 UTC
:D I AIM TO PLEASE.

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