Argh I hate Ruby and want her dead more than anyone else on this show ever! But lol at Sam not having a Wii. I mean, at least bust out the Sudoku or something, sheesh.
And I didn't even think of it being a deal with Dean and Castiel. Son of a bitch, a little man smooching is more sickening than watching Sam do it with Ruby?? Priorities, American television. If Merlin was more hardcore and not a family show, at least I know full well that the Brits would definitely let Arthur and Merlin kiss for some plot point reason.
And thinking on this to make myself feel better about the failboat that is this episode, I read a book a couple of years back where one dude, like, took memories and a part of another dude's soul and gave it back to him by kissing him. Come, it's like CPR on dry land! *flails* It's not like Merlin isn't just one step from being the gayest thing in the land. Surely the slash dragon would sanction such a soul transfer??
RUBY HAS KIND OF FUCKED UP THIS SHOW FOR ME HARDCORE. My feelings can only be explained via metaphor: the show was kind of like my version of warm apple pie, and then season-4!Ruby came in American Pie-style and fucked it with her sweaty assdildo till it was gross and inedible. BITCH HAS GOTTA GO
WHOSE DICK DOES SAM HAVE TO SUCK TO GET SOME MOTHERFUCKING PLAYING CARDS AROUND HERE??? #GIGGLES#
Yeah, it's kind of ridiculous what's considered "acceptable" and "unacceptable." So, by the CW's standards, it's totally cool for a man to cut a woman up and suck on her a little, but two dudes kissing is FORBIDDEN!
DAMN IT, DON'T GIVE ME MERLIN PLOTBUNNIES YOU--YOU ENABLER! I CANNOT WRITE IT NOW, I'M WRITING UNICORN MPREG (DON'T WORRY, THE UNICORN ISN'T PREGNANT. MERLIN IS).
I'm wondering if Sam will have to drink ALL of Ruby's blood in order to be strong enough to kill Lilith. Remember she was willing to sacrifice herself back in Jus In Belo. Hmmm!
I totes lol'ed at Lilith eats babies. Way OOT, Show.
I was going to say that I hoped he did have to drink all Ruby's blood for his mega battery boost so then I'd never have to see her again, but then I remembered that Ruby is the demon equivalent of a cockroach (SHE NEVER DIES) and that her meatsuit would stay alive even without blood and would regenerate that blood, or she could just hop into a new meatsuit.
This whole demonblood storyline gets lamer and lamer the more I think about it--if demons can possess anyone and a possessed human's blood is demonblood while they're possessed, then Sam's got a virtually limitless source of demon mojo (Ruby could just jump from person to person and Sam could drink from them until he was supercharged). And if making a human into a demonic human is so easy, why aren't more demons doing it as a bid for power or just to cause chaos? How was the YED's blood different from Ruby's, and why did it take 21 years to start up? Ugh, it's just so inconsistent and full of plotholes
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Re: PADACOCK ENDANGERMENT. I thought he was just reshaping Sam's intestines into interesting farm animals. I think somewhere Jensen and Jared were cuddled up watching this together and when that part came up Jensen got extremely nervous and was, like, GASP! And then he had to pat the Padacock a little, just to reassure himself that everything was as it should be.
deepthroat Jared LMAO, Jared spent a lot of time helping Jensen get just the right amount of hoarseness for that scene--Jared was very diligent about it, actually, every time Jensen popped up to ask, "Do I sound right yet?" Jared would tell him, "Not quite, I think you should give me another blowjob and then it will really sound authentic."
Jared, Jensen and Le Meesha went in Oz "oh we are so lucky we have penises(sp?)! that way the fangirls don't hate us like they do those actors who happens to have a vag!"I was actually a bit miffed about the J's and Misha saying that in that interview--they have it totally wrong. Fangirls don't dislike women on SPN just because they (the
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And I didn't even think of it being a deal with Dean and Castiel. Son of a bitch, a little man smooching is more sickening than watching Sam do it with Ruby?? Priorities, American television. If Merlin was more hardcore and not a family show, at least I know full well that the Brits would definitely let Arthur and Merlin kiss for some plot point reason.
And thinking on this to make myself feel better about the failboat that is this episode, I read a book a couple of years back where one dude, like, took memories and a part of another dude's soul and gave it back to him by kissing him. Come, it's like CPR on dry land! *flails* It's not like Merlin isn't just one step from being the gayest thing in the land. Surely the slash dragon would sanction such a soul transfer??
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WHOSE DICK DOES SAM HAVE TO SUCK TO GET SOME MOTHERFUCKING PLAYING CARDS AROUND HERE??? #GIGGLES#
Yeah, it's kind of ridiculous what's considered "acceptable" and "unacceptable." So, by the CW's standards, it's totally cool for a man to cut a woman up and suck on her a little, but two dudes kissing is FORBIDDEN!
DAMN IT, DON'T GIVE ME MERLIN PLOTBUNNIES YOU--YOU ENABLER! I CANNOT WRITE IT NOW, I'M WRITING UNICORN MPREG (DON'T WORRY, THE UNICORN ISN'T PREGNANT. MERLIN IS).
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How much do I love it that you'll have two instances of mpreg Merlin fic to add to your shame? :D UNF BB UNF
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I totes lol'ed at Lilith eats babies. Way OOT, Show.
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This whole demonblood storyline gets lamer and lamer the more I think about it--if demons can possess anyone and a possessed human's blood is demonblood while they're possessed, then Sam's got a virtually limitless source of demon mojo (Ruby could just jump from person to person and Sam could drink from them until he was supercharged). And if making a human into a demonic human is so easy, why aren't more demons doing it as a bid for power or just to cause chaos? How was the YED's blood different from Ruby's, and why did it take 21 years to start up? Ugh, it's just so inconsistent and full of plotholes ( ... )
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it's just so inconsistent and full of plotholes!
YAHTZEE. Five year plan, my foot.
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I think somewhere Jensen and Jared were cuddled up watching this together and when that part came up Jensen got extremely nervous and was, like, GASP! And then he had to pat the Padacock a little, just to reassure himself that everything was as it should be.
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LMAO, Jared spent a lot of time helping Jensen get just the right amount of hoarseness for that scene--Jared was very diligent about it, actually, every time Jensen popped up to ask, "Do I sound right yet?" Jared would tell him, "Not quite, I think you should give me another blowjob and then it will really sound authentic."
Jared, Jensen and Le Meesha went in Oz "oh we are so lucky we have penises(sp?)! that way the fangirls don't hate us like they do those actors who happens to have a vag!"I was actually a bit miffed about the J's and Misha saying that in that interview--they have it totally wrong. Fangirls don't dislike women on SPN just because they (the ( ... )
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ALASTAIR BETTER WATCH HIMSELF.
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IDEK WHAT I'M SAYING ANYMORE BUT AT LEAST I HAVE A GOOD TIME SAYING IT, LMAO! ^___~
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