SPN 4x21 episode reaction
SPN 4x21 (When the Levee Breaks AKA NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF HE’D HAD A NINTENDO) SPOILERS
*DNW Anna Banana and Ruby Skankface in my “Then” segment!
*LOL at wee!Sammy kicking ass! They need to do some more flashbacks with him, that kid is awesome
*Pretty shot of the Devil’s Trap under the fan
*Dean says: Just say no to drugs, kids! Or imma lock you in a basement and induce withdrawal
*Sam always ends up tied down, doesn’t he? And often in the Christ pose. Because the show is subtle in this way.
*WHAT IS HALLUCINATION!ALISTAIR CUTTING DOWN THERE? IS THE PADACOCK IN DANGER?? I AM READY TO DUEL THIS BITCH IF HE’S IN ANY WAY DISTRESSED, INCONVENIENCED, OR HARMED THE PADACOCK.
*Well, put on some Cartoon Network for background noise or something, for God’s sake, don’t just sit there in silence listening to Sam’s manpain
*WEE!SAMMY! HALLUCINATED!WEE!SAMMY! <333
*Oh, Sam, are you still being a whiny little bitch about Jessica?
*The “wah wah wah, we wanted to be normal!” convo felt a little flat to me, but yay for when fake!wee!Sammy flashed his yellow eyes!
*“Plus, Alaska-fifteen man fishing crew, all stricken blind.” I THOUGHT OF THIS (also, kudos to Bobby for using the word “stricken” in a serious context, LOL)
*I am concerned about the cot in Bobby’s basement. I mean, I know it’s for apocalyptic emergencies and everything, but, Jesus, Bobby, could you have sprung for a king-sized Serta or Temper-Pedic or something? Just because the world is ending doesn’t mean you shouldn’t have a comfortable mattress in your panic room.
*MAMAAAAA! OHHH~OHHH~OHHH! I DIDN’T MEAN TO MAKE YOU CRY-IF I’M NOT BACK AGAIN THIS TIME TOMORROW, CARRY ON, CARRY ON, ’CAUSE NOTHING REALLY MATTERS… (THAT IS SO SAMMY’S SONG RIGHT NOW, DON’T EVEN LIE! YOU SEE IT TOO)
*Samantha Smith must fucking hate white nightgowns by now, she wears one every time she’s on the show.
*Jared’s doing a kickass job of looking wrecked while he’s detoxing
*Sam’s hallucinations are really hating on Dean, aren’t they?
*Why can’t Sam have some nice hallucinations? Like, let’s say, of the fucking-Dean-into-the-bed variety. That would make this whole process a bit nicer for everyone, I think
*LMAO at Jensen’s yelling-for-several-hours!Dean-voice! What’s he have to do to get his voice to sound like that-chainsmoke four packs of cigarettes, or deepthroat Jared? I’ll let you decide
*Which Winchester boy will save the world?? Find out next episode! Or possibly later in this one, IDK, we’re only a quarter of the way through. All signs point to what we’ve been expecting all season, though-a showdown between demon!Sam and angel!Dean.
*Dean, perhaps you should ask what pledging yourself wholly to God and the angels entails before doing it, k?
*OH, RIPOFF! ALL THE FRIGGIN SUPERNATURAL BEINGS SEAL DEALS WITH A KISS, WE TOTALLY SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN AT LEAST A LITTLE PECK ON THE LIPS BETWEEN CASTIEL AND DEAN. SOMETHING!
*Pledging oneself as a holy warrior for God is surprisingly anticlimactic, acktually. And then they just…stood there looking at each other intently. Probably they were waiting for the commercial break for the necessary smooching. Aha, perhaps that’s where Jared got his motivation for this episode from! He just thought of Misha kissing Jensen and then felt jittery and miserable. That’s hardcore method, BB’s, only to be used by professionals
*I’ve just figured out why Sam’s withdrawal is so unpleasant. He doesn’t have a t.v. in there! I mean, give the guy a DVD player, a Playstation, something. This bitch is going to go Hulk ’cause he can’t play any motherfucking Wii Bowling!
*LMAO flying seizure! If the walls had been padded, I imagine that would have been quite fun
*Ohh, I really thought that was Dean! Nice psych-out
*Castiel! Why such a bitch?
*Castiel reminds me of one of those sad puppy dolls.
*Oh, I fucking hate Ruby. Every time she’s on-screen I want to smack her. I can’t stand her playing Sam and saying shit like, “I never thought Dean would do that to you…you know, it’s sad that things have gotten this bad between you two” like that wasn’t her intention all along, to isolate Sam from Dean and get Sam hooked on her evilmaking demonblood. She deliberately poisoned the relationship between Sam and Dean, and since that relationship is the basis of the entire fucking show, she’s poisoned that as well. I can’t stand her!
*LMAO babyeater! I know I’m supposed to feel all horrified and shit that Lilith eats newborns, but it was just such an obvious attempt at getting a knee-jerk horrified reaction from us that I couldn’t take it seriously. YOU HAS NOT TRICKED ME INTO HAVING AN EMOTIONAL INVESTMENT IN THIS STORYLINE, SHOW, YOU WILL ACTUALLY HAVE TO MAKE AN EFFORT FOR THAT.
*KILL HER, DEAN!
*Goddamn it, Sam, you stupid junkie!
*…Dude, Dean just called Ruby “poison.” I DID THAT FOUR BULLET POINTS AGO!
*I am getting EXTREMELY strong cheating-husband/spurned-wife vibes from Sam and Dean right now
*Wife gives cheating husband an ultimatum-her or me-and cheating husband FAILS MISERABLY like the Titanic
*WHOA. I was not expecting fisticuffs
*Sam, not the face, you fool! NOT THE FACE!!
*It’s like a law or something that Dean needs to get smacked around a lot in finales. BE CAREFUL, BOYS! Jensen’s face is like the Mona Lisa of Texas, we don’t want any accidents here
*Seriously, Sam? You’re gonna choke a bitch like that? This is some Cops shit right here. Domestic violence! Go get him, Officer!
*Ooh, seriously, show? Seriously? You’re gonna leave us with emo!Sam saying Dean doesn’t know him and Dean throwing John’s words back at Sam (very stupid, Dean, you know how Sam reacts to that statement!).
All-in-all, I didn’t particularly like or dislike this episode. Sam and Dean have been drifting apart this whole season, and even without spoilers it was pretty clear a big rift was going to happen between them sometime. I’m interested in seeing what happens in the next episode. I hope they finally kill off Ruby so I don’t try to attack my television anymore.
NO PROMO SPOILERS PLEASE
*DNW Anna Banana and Ruby Skankface in my “Then” segment!
*LOL at wee!Sammy kicking ass! They need to do some more flashbacks with him, that kid is awesome
*Pretty shot of the Devil’s Trap under the fan
*Dean says: Just say no to drugs, kids! Or imma lock you in a basement and induce withdrawal
*Sam always ends up tied down, doesn’t he? And often in the Christ pose. Because the show is subtle in this way.
*WHAT IS HALLUCINATION!ALISTAIR CUTTING DOWN THERE? IS THE PADACOCK IN DANGER?? I AM READY TO DUEL THIS BITCH IF HE’S IN ANY WAY DISTRESSED, INCONVENIENCED, OR HARMED THE PADACOCK.
*Well, put on some Cartoon Network for background noise or something, for God’s sake, don’t just sit there in silence listening to Sam’s manpain
*WEE!SAMMY! HALLUCINATED!WEE!SAMMY! <333
*Oh, Sam, are you still being a whiny little bitch about Jessica?
*The “wah wah wah, we wanted to be normal!” convo felt a little flat to me, but yay for when fake!wee!Sammy flashed his yellow eyes!
*“Plus, Alaska-fifteen man fishing crew, all stricken blind.” I THOUGHT OF THIS (also, kudos to Bobby for using the word “stricken” in a serious context, LOL)
*I am concerned about the cot in Bobby’s basement. I mean, I know it’s for apocalyptic emergencies and everything, but, Jesus, Bobby, could you have sprung for a king-sized Serta or Temper-Pedic or something? Just because the world is ending doesn’t mean you shouldn’t have a comfortable mattress in your panic room.
*MAMAAAAA! OHHH~OHHH~OHHH! I DIDN’T MEAN TO MAKE YOU CRY-IF I’M NOT BACK AGAIN THIS TIME TOMORROW, CARRY ON, CARRY ON, ’CAUSE NOTHING REALLY MATTERS… (THAT IS SO SAMMY’S SONG RIGHT NOW, DON’T EVEN LIE! YOU SEE IT TOO)
*Samantha Smith must fucking hate white nightgowns by now, she wears one every time she’s on the show.
*Jared’s doing a kickass job of looking wrecked while he’s detoxing
*Sam’s hallucinations are really hating on Dean, aren’t they?
*Why can’t Sam have some nice hallucinations? Like, let’s say, of the fucking-Dean-into-the-bed variety. That would make this whole process a bit nicer for everyone, I think
*LMAO at Jensen’s yelling-for-several-hours!Dean-voice! What’s he have to do to get his voice to sound like that-chainsmoke four packs of cigarettes, or deepthroat Jared? I’ll let you decide
*Which Winchester boy will save the world?? Find out next episode! Or possibly later in this one, IDK, we’re only a quarter of the way through. All signs point to what we’ve been expecting all season, though-a showdown between demon!Sam and angel!Dean.
*Dean, perhaps you should ask what pledging yourself wholly to God and the angels entails before doing it, k?
*OH, RIPOFF! ALL THE FRIGGIN SUPERNATURAL BEINGS SEAL DEALS WITH A KISS, WE TOTALLY SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN AT LEAST A LITTLE PECK ON THE LIPS BETWEEN CASTIEL AND DEAN. SOMETHING!
*Pledging oneself as a holy warrior for God is surprisingly anticlimactic, acktually. And then they just…stood there looking at each other intently. Probably they were waiting for the commercial break for the necessary smooching. Aha, perhaps that’s where Jared got his motivation for this episode from! He just thought of Misha kissing Jensen and then felt jittery and miserable. That’s hardcore method, BB’s, only to be used by professionals
*I’ve just figured out why Sam’s withdrawal is so unpleasant. He doesn’t have a t.v. in there! I mean, give the guy a DVD player, a Playstation, something. This bitch is going to go Hulk ’cause he can’t play any motherfucking Wii Bowling!
*LMAO flying seizure! If the walls had been padded, I imagine that would have been quite fun
*Ohh, I really thought that was Dean! Nice psych-out
*Castiel! Why such a bitch?
*Castiel reminds me of one of those sad puppy dolls.
*Oh, I fucking hate Ruby. Every time she’s on-screen I want to smack her. I can’t stand her playing Sam and saying shit like, “I never thought Dean would do that to you…you know, it’s sad that things have gotten this bad between you two” like that wasn’t her intention all along, to isolate Sam from Dean and get Sam hooked on her evilmaking demonblood. She deliberately poisoned the relationship between Sam and Dean, and since that relationship is the basis of the entire fucking show, she’s poisoned that as well. I can’t stand her!
*LMAO babyeater! I know I’m supposed to feel all horrified and shit that Lilith eats newborns, but it was just such an obvious attempt at getting a knee-jerk horrified reaction from us that I couldn’t take it seriously. YOU HAS NOT TRICKED ME INTO HAVING AN EMOTIONAL INVESTMENT IN THIS STORYLINE, SHOW, YOU WILL ACTUALLY HAVE TO MAKE AN EFFORT FOR THAT.
*KILL HER, DEAN!
*Goddamn it, Sam, you stupid junkie!
*…Dude, Dean just called Ruby “poison.” I DID THAT FOUR BULLET POINTS AGO!
*I am getting EXTREMELY strong cheating-husband/spurned-wife vibes from Sam and Dean right now
*Wife gives cheating husband an ultimatum-her or me-and cheating husband FAILS MISERABLY like the Titanic
*WHOA. I was not expecting fisticuffs
*Sam, not the face, you fool! NOT THE FACE!!
*It’s like a law or something that Dean needs to get smacked around a lot in finales. BE CAREFUL, BOYS! Jensen’s face is like the Mona Lisa of Texas, we don’t want any accidents here
*Seriously, Sam? You’re gonna choke a bitch like that? This is some Cops shit right here. Domestic violence! Go get him, Officer!
*Ooh, seriously, show? Seriously? You’re gonna leave us with emo!Sam saying Dean doesn’t know him and Dean throwing John’s words back at Sam (very stupid, Dean, you know how Sam reacts to that statement!).
All-in-all, I didn’t particularly like or dislike this episode. Sam and Dean have been drifting apart this whole season, and even without spoilers it was pretty clear a big rift was going to happen between them sometime. I’m interested in seeing what happens in the next episode. I hope they finally kill off Ruby so I don’t try to attack my television anymore.
NO PROMO SPOILERS PLEASE