~TWENTY-FIVE~

[iffygenes]

Can't everyone just leave Aunt Helen alone? She's not a ball you pass around. She's a person with thoughts and feelings, and everyone seemed to forget that last night except for maybe Mother and Ellie.

Lady Nemesis? We talked about weapons awhile back. People keep taking my brooms and my chairs don't hit their targets. Would it be possible to

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[acordar]

Give them a chance and most will forget to watch their own behavior.

A chair, dear one?

[iffygenes]

They seem to be given an awful lot of chances, since things get out of hand so often here...

I threw it at the jerk who stole Aunt Helen.

[acordar]

I could mention the different environment but I wish to give them no excuses.

So I have seen. We need to speak of this matter.

[iffygenes]

I'd say they do cause more of a ruckus then back...before as well, but I see things differently now. So...

[Filter: Clytemnestra]

I think I need to improve my aim, but is there something wrong?

[Filter: Achilles]

[iffygenes]

Er, are you sure? I didn't want to - er, give off the wrong impression! That's it - and I just was very thrilled that someone finally punched him. Um, if thrilled is the word. Couple thousand years if you include the time skip

[Filter: Achilles]

[iffygenes]

Oh, er, if you say so! That's a good sign, right?

Which part? That one of the people I most admire crush on admire in terms of skills punched the person I hate most in the world? Or the other part after...?

[togivewhatisdue]

Chairs? Pallas was teaching self defense when I spoke to her, but she does not seem to like it. I don't know if she has found another line of work. Otherwise, I do not mind helping with training.

As for weapons, I'd suggest going with a taser -- they're non-lethal, but will render a man unconscious. Or just give him a really nasty shock. They fire from up to 15 feet away, apparently. Some even come with laser-sights.

[iffygenes]

Well if she doesn't like it, I really wouldn't want to bother her. And I know you and not her who is she?.

Do they? That sounds great! How do you get one?

[togivewhatisdue]

That's fair enough, I suppose. You don't know her at all, or just as a mortal?

Ask nicely, love. I've got four and only need one two.

[iffygenes]

Maybe? There's alot of stories, and I don't seem to remember which one she is - she's one of the Goddesses then? I thought Pallas was a title of Athena though...

Nemesis, could I please have one of the tasers then?

[iffygenes]

YOU. I'm going to get a taser from Lady Nemesis and this time I will hit you, jerk.

Which means she has feelings see?

[iffygenes]

...You would have gone and read my comments to Nemesis up above. So it didn't really matter. Now you can be paranoid about hell coming after you at some time or another.

I would kind of need the taser for that to work. And I don't go and meet strange people to attack them. Anymore

So it would nice if you didn't go and hurt them!

[tides_of_war]

If you're interested:

69 South Elliot, Brooklyn. Green steel door.

[iffygenes]

Er...what? Do I know who you are...?

[tides_of_war]

Porbably only by reputation.

It's the address for a self-defense studio. Again, if you're interested, drop by.

[iffygenes]

I kind of need to know the name of the random person who I might meet. Just learned that lesson too