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What happened to your glasses?!
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Dear back: please stop hurting
I think, for once in my life, I'm stressed. My back is hurting, appetite is gone, my stomach is upset and I feel like I'm about to throw up, and I'm restless when sleeping ( Read more... ) -
You think you know, but you have no idea
My parents have pretty much convinced themselves that I'm not a very good liar.
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Funny Quotes Roundup 11/7
"Dang, Granddad! Is this a cell phone or a cordless pay phone?"
- Riley, The Boondocks
Another from the two weeks ago:
"Did you swallow a fart?"
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Can't...sleep
Have to...stay up. D ( Read more... ) -
Jus chillin wit....mahself u_u
Who else am I gonna "chill" with? As long as I'm still living with my parents, I'm not allowed to hang out with/talk to my dude friends. *gonk*
Meh, that's what the internet is for.
and Myspace! lawl everyone's got one (or two) of those.
So anyway...
my mom let me take her laptop into my room. I'm typing this post as we speak! (er...)
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About that party...
No on the party. >.<
My mom says I'll be going with my dad to go "lamp searching".
Cuz really, who wants to go to some party at the beach with a dozen of guys, some of which will feel inclined to take their shirts off because of the heat, and free food?
Not I...
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Who's the (wo)man?!
That would be me, Jill! =D
I was invited to a birthday party todaaaay.
It's Scott's 19th and will be at the beach.
Now, I'll more than likely not be there, but that's not the point! I was invited to a birthday party.
Do you know when was the last time I was invited to any type of get-together?!
During 4th grade! Lessi, that was roughly...9 years ago! >. -
The Master Debator is at it again
One thing I've noticed after a session of genital stimulation via phalangetic motion, is that I recover fairly quickly.
For now, I'm deciding that it is a very good thing.
but for some reason, I'm not fully satisfied. It could be because my climaxes are usually short and almost zip by unnoticed... -
I'm a little late, but
What's this?! MTV is debuting a Bisexual dating show? Sure, it'll probably be another I love New York, but with beaver AND cleaver. Nice.
For a bisexual girl such as myself, this is a good thing indeed. At the same time though, totally fucking crazy.
It's nice to have such a huge channel acknowledging other orientations. I dearly hope that none (or ( Read more... )