On the phone, tonight:
Dad: I need to tell you something. Are you sitting down? I have to preface this by saying she's okay, everyone's home safe.
Me : OMG WHO WHAT HAPPENED TELL ME NOW!
Dad: I took Macie to the hunting camp today -
Wait. Stop. Because every time my dad has ever taken my poor dog to his hunting camp something horrible has happened to
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