Identityinuendoathon! (distraction ficlets)

[iesika]

Keeping myself busy. batstalker  requested some Matches/Alvin and some Brucie/Tim, and it made me remember how hilarious and awesome identity porn (or nonporn, as the case may be - I'm not good at porn shorter than a few thousand words) is. So... Help me think of ideas

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[munnin_odanin]

Evil Bruce! I love it!

[iesika]

Glad you like him! Got any prompts for me? Canon persona pairings?

[munnin_odanin]

Not hugely canon but what about Dick as Renegade hitting on Tim?

[munnin_odanin]

Or Nightwing hitting on Alvin Draper...

[iesika]

I'm so glad you like them! Also, that you are still awake, because I was afraid you'd gone to bed already. <3 There's another one up already - I was editing the entry when I saw the notification for your comment.

It's not one you asked for, but I was kind of on a roll with the identity thing.

[iesika]

Is that KON AND TIM SHARING A MILKSHAKE OMG!

Those are so adorable! <3 Don't stress about getting the pic out tonight. I don't mind waiting.

I'm working on something with Tim Wayne, douchey gay socialite from my Close to Home, for faile_neume.

[misszilla]

You are a wonderful, wicked person. LOOK AT HOW PERFECT THIS IS.

"You see anything alive in there with more than two legs?"

That means it's classy, obviously. Thanks, Matches. Well, Bruce is all up to date with eating rats if he needs to, so what the hell, right? Love.

Also:

Dana giggled with her hand over her mouth, then swallowed hard and closed her eyes. "Oh," she said. "I'm a little - can I borrow your restroom?"

Bruce winked at her. "Only if you'll give it back."

I love the wordplay so much. Brucie is daft, at times, but I love the side of him that is honestly charming and who could totally ream you out in a board meeting if he was pressed. This exchange was great. 8D

Bruce, you little tease.

Here's an idea, if it does tickle your thinktank: Matches pulling a fast one over on Clark. Because if you can trick the Man of Steel, you're in the clear, babycakes.

[iesika]

I feel this is a very important question, with regard to hotel rooms. Arguably, the second question (about dead things with two legs) was probably more important...except I really don't like bugs, so maybe not.

I love the wordplay so much. Brucie is daft, at times, but I love the side of him that is honestly charming and who could totally ream you out in a board meeting if he was pressed. This exchange was great. 8D

oh god *cracks up* I don't know - I wasn't trying to make him charming right there as much as a vague kind of plastic asshole with a horrible sense of humor (modeled rather a bit on my dad ^_^;;;) Still, I'm glad you liked him! (that joke was so my dad, though)

I'll have to think about that one... hmm... What is Matches up to, I wonder?

[misszilla]

I thought the line was totally endearing in a kind of 'oh my god you are so lame' kind of way. :D

Actually, batstalker and I have a kind of in joke going. Being the wonderful friend that he is, Bruce likes to see if he can pull off being disguised as Matches, even contending with Clark's super senses. And then does all manner of questionable and uncomfortable things with Alvin in front of him to test his breaking point.

It usually ends with a flustered Superman showing up and Matches giving him a bemused "Kal."

:> I DUNNO THOUGH! Any way you wanna interpret is rad.

... Also, reading the comments, I noticed that you're writing more of "Close to Home". I-I-I am a horrible, horrible person and never commented but I just read the whole thing over again yesterday and gleed and sobbed and was generally a mess about it all. <3 You're a fantastic writer.

*stopsbeingcreepynow* >v>;;;

[iesika]

No, see, lurking and fanning from the shadows, that's Tim-creepy, not creepy-creepy, and therefor it is sweet. <3 Glad to hear you liked it so much!

[anthraciteowl]

Wonderful!

I loved Tim's caution about getting drunk in the second drabble and Bruce's determination to get the boy intoxicated somehow.

And Matches has such a clear definition of class! It's a wonder the lady's magazines aren't falling over themselves to interview him.

I would love to see Tim Drake and Robin. Dick, Jason, even Steph or could be in the suit, depending on when you want it set.

[iesika]

batstalker promted me for classy hotel, and I tried and tried but couldn't picture the two of them there. XD. Matches/Gary Glanz would have been worse, I'm pretty sure.

And I just looked at Tim's wiki page to make sure I was spelling that and the notable aliases entry read like a to do list. Alvin Draper, Gary Glanz, Mr. Sarcastic, Todd Richards, Caroline Hill. Oh, Caroline, and your too big boobs and your dumpy scrubs. <3

[faile_neume]

*flails so hard that I fall over*

ASDJGFJDHSG STEPH TIMWAYNE OMG I CANT EVEN

[faile_neume]

And oh my god the Superman/Dick one was so hilarious. Poor Clark, he has no idea.