Identityinuendoathon! (distraction ficlets)

[iesika]

Keeping myself busy. batstalker  requested some Matches/Alvin and some Brucie/Tim, and it made me remember how hilarious and awesome identity porn (or nonporn, as the case may be - I'm not good at porn shorter than a few thousand words) is. So... Help me think of ideas

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[munnin_odanin]

Evil Bruce! I love it!

[iesika]

Glad you like him! Got any prompts for me? Canon persona pairings?

[munnin_odanin]

Not hugely canon but what about Dick as Renegade hitting on Tim?

[munnin_odanin]

Or Nightwing hitting on Alvin Draper...

[iesika]

Ooo.... I like that one... *ponders*

[munnin_odanin]

Ok I'm out of my canon depth here but there is a Caroline Hill listed under Tim's known aliases. Clearly this needs to be exploited molested explored. You know Robbie and Matches Malone are both suckers for a tight bod in heels...

[iesika]

Best undercover mission ever.

Tim had to sneak into the morgue in a hospital, and he was too young to pass for a male medical student (he suggested he could be a genius prodigy, but alfred pointed out that would draw too much attention). So, he wore a wig, and falsies under his scrubs, and he got hit on, and he was bitching the whole way to Alfred over his comm about the boobs being too big, and Alfred had one of his best scenes ever.

And then Bruce says something in like the second to last panel, over the com, and Tim realizes he was listening the whole time.

"He was listening?"
"He's always listening."

XD WHY HELLO FANSERVICE!

[munnin_odanin]

SOMEONE HAS TO HIT THAT!

[munnin_odanin]

*flail* Oh babe! That's so cool! Thank you so much!