you are so lesbian that you can't afford it.
You are so lesbian that you can't afford it.
This is one of the comments left on one of starrose17's youtube videos and also my new favourite comment of the week :D How the hell can you afford lesbianism!? I always thought that I wasn't a lesbian due to the fact that I'm male. I have realised the error of my ways and now know it's because I'm always broke ( Read more... )
This is one of the comments left on one of starrose17's youtube videos and also my new favourite comment of the week :D How the hell can you afford lesbianism!? I always thought that I wasn't a lesbian due to the fact that I'm male. I have realised the error of my ways and now know it's because I'm always broke ( Read more... )
You poor thing! I once got a breast exam from a woman that looked like Angelina Jolie - swear to god - and as she was touching me, I moaned out loud. Like, seriously, tipped my head back, closed my eyes, and moaned in ecstasy.
I wanted to die. She was nice and played it off...
Anyway, don't know why I shared that. Just wanted you to know you weren't alone. :D
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Okay ... okay ... I'm alright now. *wipes tears*
Oh, God! Thanks for that one. Hehehehe.
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LMAO
My face was so red, I was just lying there hoping the earth would open and swallow me.
Thank god she was sweet. Or maybe she was just used to it... *giggles*
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