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idkmybfftrash

001 || Accidental Video

Jun 23, 2011 02:22

[The video feed cuts in to offer you a view of one (1) tanned, scarred, mafia assassin, face eating lawn. Said face turns toward the camera and red eyes blink open, glaring death, murder, dismemberment, mass genocide and likely nuclear strike somewhere in there as well, which is all kind of ruined the next second when he spits out a couple blades ( Read more... )

violence, i'm too important for this, !video, trash, nature can suck it, where am i, firing everyone, what is this i don't even, !intro, disciplinary action, fuck my life

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text; turn4bout June 23 2011, 09:00:49 UTC

YOUR3 3Y3S 4R3 D3L1C1OUS

text; idkmybfftrash June 23 2011, 09:08:21 UTC

[ What is this, he doesn't even. ]

They're eyes. You don't go around licking eyes. Do you always type so obnoxiously?

text; turn4bout June 23 2011, 09:10:25 UTC

1 DONT N33D TO L1CK YOUR 3Y3S TO KNOW TH4T TH3Y T4ST3 L1K3 SP1CY CH3RR13S >:]

4S FOR TYP1NG
Y3S
1TS 4 CULTUR4L TH1NG

text; idkmybfftrash June 23 2011, 18:40:13 UTC

I'm pretty sure you do. Since fucking when are cherries spicy?

Retarded is what it is.

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[audio] nameless_hollow June 23 2011, 11:04:45 UTC

[And Xanxus will just get some amused giggling. This one looks fun.]

[audio] idkmybfftrash June 23 2011, 18:47:59 UTC

[ Laugh it up, chuckles. You're shark bait once he finds you. ]

You need something, trash, or just here to show off your schoolgirl impression?

[audio] nameless_hollow June 23 2011, 23:20:23 UTC

[Oh really. Well maybe you're going to be his next meal if this one finds you interesting enough.]

What, didn't enjoy eatin' dirt, human?

[audio] idkmybfftrash June 24 2011, 01:40:00 UTC

[Bring it, creepy. In Which Xanxus Picks Fights He Probably Won't Win.]

Time of my fucking life. [A pause here for him to squint suspiciously at the voice coming out of the device in his hand.] What's with this 'human' bullshit?

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uselessfish June 23 2011, 15:03:07 UTC

[ But soft, what light through yonder window breaks?

It is the east, and ..Xanxus in an orchard oh god oh man oh god. ]

X-Xanxus??

idkmybfftrash June 23 2011, 18:52:05 UTC

[ The eyeroll heard 'round the world. If eyerolling made noise. ]

No, it's the fucking tooth fairy.

uselessfish June 24 2011, 19:04:18 UTC

[ Silly Xanxus you can't trick Tsuna. The tooth fairy is obviously not real! ]

W-What are you doing here?

idkmybfftrash June 24 2011, 19:45:38 UTC

Exactly what I'd like to know. But you'll probably be just as useless as your moron guardians in that respect.

[ Gokudera was actually pretty informative but if you're not hand delivering him a Manual To All That Is Wonderland on a silver platter served with filet mignon and a bottle of bourbon Xanxus is deeming you useless. ]

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[Text] God, this is going to end horribly. urnewkingbitch June 23 2011, 16:59:50 UTC

yet another person in need of anger management classes and lots of fucking chill pills
protip spine-hammocks are bitching uncomfortable
so im going to go out on a long-ass limb and say its for effect and decoration if you really mean youll do that
just grab a tide pen if there are grass stains shit
no need to fire people on account of being a pansy with a little staining

[Text] S-So horribly :'D Sleep with one eye open, brodawg. idkmybfftrash June 23 2011, 19:04:49 UTC

[ Very calmly Xanxus files this one away in the 'People To Hunt Down And Brutally Murder' cabinet. Just going to completely wax over that spine-hammock nonsense because he has no interest in your dickery. ]

I've killed for less. Losing their job should be the least of their worries.

Do you have anything to say actually worth listening to, trash?

[Text] He already does, man. His bro is a terrifying ninja. ;; urnewkingbitch June 23 2011, 19:09:13 UTC

[Psh, he wouldn't be the first one to put Dave there.]

depends
what do you know already

[Text] :'D Oh good, well at least he's prepared. idkmybfftrash June 23 2011, 19:45:25 UTC

Some bullshit about 'Wonderland' and 'no exit'. None of you retards have actually gotten around to explaining what it is, aside from having to do with some opium junkie's dumbass book.

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hi_blog June 23 2011, 17:32:42 UTC

This is new.

If you stay put, I'll come and greet you properly.

[ie. come out tonfa flying....]

video; this is going to end so horribly :'D Hibari has Cambio forma, right? idkmybfftrash June 23 2011, 19:20:11 UTC

[ Xanxus is picking up what you're laying down, bro, and he smirks, entertained. ]

Sure, don't forget the gift basket.

[ Aka, bring it, trash. ]

video-action; Yyyyyep >3 Come down from the mountain, Monkey King hi_blog June 23 2011, 19:29:03 UTC

Nn. I never forget.

[Hibari hurries downstairs. A fight >3 He runs along until he thinks he might be in sight then gets his Roll on -- Cambio Forma Make-up! -- and walks casually. No way Xanxus gets the honor of knowing he's the most interesting thing of his day week month afternoon.

He has his special tonfa out and approaches with both at his sides.]

ooc- yeah.. third times the charm x_x

action; :'D Ooooh lawdy. 8| I hope you like painful surprises, Xanxus. idkmybfftrash June 23 2011, 19:55:14 UTC

[ And while Hibari hurries on downstairs Xanxus takes the time to release Bester and have him go meander off and stalk around the orchard to hopefully pop back in at an opportune moment and wreck shit. When Hibari arrives Xanxus is just standing around, chill as fuck, not even touching his X Guns. If there was a throne-chair around, he'd be slouched in it, yawning.

And then, wut, Cambio Forma. That's... not something he's seen. He quirks an eyebrow, muttering. ]

...Speaking of new.

[[ooc; thar thar bb. I'm sure I will edit forever at you sometime in the future. ]]

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