Comments | idkmybfftony: eighty-five. [accidental audio]

idkmybfftony

eighty-five. [accidental audio]

Mar 28, 2010 02:13

[There is the sound of running water for a few moments. The sounds of a shower, if one's so inclined to notice specifics. The knob can be heard shutting off and for a moment, there's nothing. Just shuffling around.]

I think.. I need a priest or something. Isn't that how it works? A priest or Xenu or Dr. Phil.. hell, even Jerry Springer at this ( Read more... )

fml, it was an accident, what is this i don't even, the worst boyfriend ever

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INSTEAD YOU GET A KOREA mansae_it_up March 28 2010, 06:14:39 UTC

How could you have what?

AND KOREA'S VOICE BOOMS LOUDLY FROM THE HEAVENS idkmybfftony March 28 2010, 06:16:18 UTC

[fdjkshgkldfhjkhsdk]

Korea?! I was... umm... nothing!

WELL OF COURSE. THE WORLD ORIGINATED IN KOREA mansae_it_up March 28 2010, 06:24:37 UTC

Well it can't be nothing! You said you needed a priest da ze!

idkmybfftony March 28 2010, 06:26:59 UTC

I did?

[Long awkward pause.]

...fuck.

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[Audio] because she's nosy like that hellyesamerica March 28 2010, 06:16:03 UTC

America?.. ...What'd you do now?

[Maybe that's supposed to sound supportive, I don't know.]

[Audio] he'd do the same idkmybfftony March 28 2010, 06:17:26 UTC

[Oh god fml]

Nothing! Hehe, I's never do anything that would.. um.. attract attention like this!

[Audio] hellyesamerica March 28 2010, 06:20:41 UTC

...You're a horrible liar. How many times do I have to say that?

[Audio] idkmybfftony March 28 2010, 06:27:35 UTC

That's because heroes aren't supposed to lie.

[Somehow this is an appropriate answer?]

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elegantvirtuoso March 28 2010, 06:32:42 UTC

What have you done now that is so heinous that it requires a priest? I refuse to comment on your other invalid and ridiculous options.

idkmybfftony March 28 2010, 06:39:15 UTC

I'm sure Xenu could help, if I asked hard enough!

That's none of your business!

There's no bitter sarcasm here. Nope. elegantvirtuoso March 28 2010, 06:48:00 UTC

I have no idea who Xenu is, but I'm fairly certain they do not constitute as a legitimate professional in any field, be it religious or mental health oriented.

Forgive me. It was my mistake thinking you would have been seeking help, being that you broadcasted a message of some inner distress over a public network where anyone might witness it.

idkmybfftony March 28 2010, 06:49:25 UTC

....

Xenu is.. well.. Tom Cruise knows Xenu, so obviously he's got references!

And I.. didn't mean to record that. [That's as close to an apology as you're getting, Austria.]

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helena_campbell March 28 2010, 12:08:41 UTC

Hey, what's up? Are you alright?

[www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyFyAqLtHq8]

idkmybfftony March 28 2010, 18:56:39 UTC

Yeah! I'm fine! I just.. didn't think it was recording me... not that I have anything to hide or anything! Hehehe!

helena_campbell March 28 2010, 23:14:13 UTC

...Right. You're a really bad liar.

idkmybfftony March 28 2010, 23:25:29 UTC

[He sighs.]

You're not the first one to tell me that, you know! It's because heroes aren't supposed to lie and everything.

[Distractionssss]

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ohgod this icon what even? bonnefois March 28 2010, 15:30:01 UTC

Amérique, are you in the ze shower?

oh god this face forever idkmybfftony March 28 2010, 18:55:42 UTC

No.

bonnefois March 28 2010, 22:16:20 UTC

Zen what iz zat water running?

idkmybfftony March 29 2010, 16:33:31 UTC

Your imagination!