★『twenty-three』 | audio

[idkmybffsatan]

What.

First the dogs, the air conditioner, then Satan in my car, now this-

[ a sudden loud FUCK ]That's it! I really am going crazy. It's the only way to explain this entire fucking day, including the fact that I'm standing by a creepy carousel and fancy water fountain that DOESN'T EXIST IN SEATTLE OR BELLEVUE OR ANYWHERE I'VE EVER BEEN

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[itextedyou]

If you are serious about that last bit I can offer you a few options.

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[idkmybffsatan]

Now I'm hearing voices in my head?

[ his voice is on the edge of yelling, sorry 'bout those ear drums, Eric. finally he notices the communicator in his pocket. ]

...Who the hell is this?

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[itextedyou]

[ ow my sensitive vampire hearing ): ]

Not in your head. Don't be an idiot.

They invented the cellphone a decade ago.

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[idkmybffsatan]

But didn't call you, did I? I don't even know who you are.

And I'm not an idiot. Voices are entirely possible, judging by how my day is going.

[downrightlinear]

Somebody get this kid a straight jacket.

[idkmybffsatan]

Jesus Christ, I'm not going to hurt anyone.

[downrightlinear]

Well, you just said that you've gone completely off the deep end.

[idkmybffsatan]

Doesn't mean I'm going to run around strangling people.