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[idkmybffsatan]

Put three guys in one apartment with a kitchen, and you're just asking for all hell to break lose. Aside from the few times we've accidentally stove on fire, we've - or more like Sock - have made things that could probably be considered an official health hazard. Or even a chemical hazard

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[realstandupguy]

I think it looks delicious. I bet it tastes like breakfast in the morning smells.

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[realstandupguy]

No, I get it. I totally understand. My friends back home have stuff just like that they make me do with 'em.

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[idkmybffsatan]

Where do you come from, by the way?

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[realstandupguy]

Little town in North Louisiana called Bon Temps. Renard Parish. Lived there my whole life.

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[idkmybffsatan]

Louisana, huh? I've been down there once for Mardi Gras in New Orleans a few years back. Fun place, though I didn't really get to see much else of the state.

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[realstandupguy]

It ain't a bad place to be.

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[idkmybffsatan]

... The question is if your town actually exists in my world.

Do you guys have a Seattle or Bellevue?

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[realstandupguy]

Yep! I never been, though.

I did come here straight outta Dallas, Texas though.

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[idkmybffsatan]

Maybe we come from the same world.

Were you on a vacation? Oh, and did you meet Chuck Norris.

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[realstandupguy]

I dunno. Do you got vampires in yours? Like, I mean...out of the closet vampires.

No vacation. Just coincidence. And no, I didn't meet Chuck Norris-- I'd have liked to though.

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[idkmybffsatan]

Vampires are sure popular, aren't they? But no, seems like we don't. My world's pretty boring.

If I can meet Luke Skywalker here, I'm sure you could even meet Chuck Norris here one day.

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[realstandupguy]

YOU MET MISTER LUKE SKYWALKER? Wow. That's-- wow.

audio | why is hoyt so cute kjashljdfs

[idkmybffsatan]

I know, it's fucking amazing! I met Obi-wan, Leia, and Anakin too! Anakin even took me on a ride in his speeder.

See, you have to admit this place is pretty awesome. You can meet anyone here.

audio | why is SAM so cute

[realstandupguy]

Oh, man...if only I had the chance. I'd want Leia's autograph for sure. Except that'd be rude to ask, wouldn't it. I wouldn't want to be rude.

This place. It's just wow.

audio | okay, okay. they're both cute dorks. >_>

[idkmybffsatan]

She was actually really nice, even though I was freaking out! You should have seen me when it happened - I was bouncing around my entire apartment.

Have you met anyone you recognize?

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[realstandupguy]

Not yet! And that's kinda depressin'.