Put three guys in one apartment with a kitchen, and you're just asking for all hell to break lose. Aside from the few times we've accidentally stove on fire, we've - or more like Sock - have made things that could probably be considered an official health hazard. Or even a chemical hazard.
I'm not talking about Beerios (You know, Beer + Cheerios), aka Breakfast for Rockstars. I'm talking about shit like taking all the leftovers in the fridge, shoving them into a food processor, and using that for a casserole. None of us ate it, by the way. Well, except Sock.
Perhaps the worst monstrosity Sock has ever created is Bacon Coffee. Sure, a strong cup of Joe is good with your usual bacon, eggs, and sausage. But brewing coffee beans with bacon? It was absolutely horrific. And guess what? I managed to save some pictures on my phone, so all of you are in for a treat.
It may look innocuous enough, but look at all that oily gunk on the bottom.
They dared me to try it. I did. I threw up.
But why bother bringing this up and making everyone on the network nauseous? Well, I found
this on one of the shelves. I can't believe eople actually buy this crap, And I thought Sock was crazy.
...Man, I really miss the guys.
[ooc: Pictures from
here.]