★ 『three』

[idkmybffsatan]

SAM OLIVER NEEDS A ROOMMATE
See conditions below:

• If you're a tool, you're automatically disqualified.
  
• Do not have any intention of consuming me. (i.e: appendages, organs, blood, or sexual energy.)
• If you have crazy powers, don't blow up the apartment.
• No psychopath, demons, zombies, mass murderers, or evil villains.
• Pay your part of the rent on time.

Comments

[malleableworld]

...well...

I'm a minor, but I'm all of the above? I hope.

[idkmybffsatan]

I was actually serious when I said I only have one box of stuff.

...No LARP things either.

[malleableworld]

Oh, well, all right.

[idkmybffsatan]

I'll be easy to deal with, don't worry.

[malleableworld]

I'm not worried.

[idkmybffsatan]

You say that now.