just found out there's no such thing as the real world

[idkmybffcedric]

[accidental video]

[The entry opens on Dan jolting awake from where he's laying slumped on a bench, snoring softly. The right side of his face is bright red from being smushed against hard plastic. He may be drooling a little.]

I'm up, I'm up! Crap, I'm going to-- Okay. Okay, this is weird.

[He trails off, rubbing a hand over his face, and

Comments

[malleableworld]

Not hell.

I DID, DIDN'T I?

[theserenashow]

...For what it's worth, I missed you that summed too.

GOOD GIRL. YOU GET A COOKIE!

[idkmybffcedric]

Right, you're from the future. Sorry, I'm... having a little trouble wrapping my head around it.

/stares

[theserenashow]

It's a lot to process. Some of it you might not even want to know.

/gives you a cookie

[idkmybffcedric]

Real life spoiler warnings. And there's a thought I never really worried about before.

/barfs

[theserenashow]

Just be careful with what you go around asking.

/cries

[idkmybffcedric]

Like... what, for example?

/lols

[theserenashow]

Like...I don't know, what if you don't like the answer? You would have killed yourself if I told you McCain actually won.

/sobs

[idkmybffcedric]

Eight years of George Bush, I think I could have handled the news of 2.0 in the White House.

/...rofls

[theserenashow]

I must have underestimated you.

y u do this to me, bb?

[idkmybffcedric]

It happens.

becuz

[theserenashow]

Just remember that I warned you.

you make me cry. >:

[idkmybffcedric]

Warning officially noted.