Comments | idkmybffcedric: just found out there's no such thing as the real world

idkmybffcedric

just found out there's no such thing as the real world

May 10, 2009 20:12

[accidental video]

[The entry opens on Dan jolting awake from where he's laying slumped on a bench, snoring softly. The right side of his face is bright red from being smushed against hard plastic. He may be drooling a little.]

I'm up, I'm up! Crap, I'm going to-- Okay. Okay, this is weird.

[He trails off, rubbing a hand over his face, and ( Read more... )

tl;dr, worst coma ever, am i in hell, brooklyn boy in a manhattan world, fml, could be chuck's fault too, idk my bff class issues, pretty sure this is blair's fault, dan humphrey is judging you, don't feed the idiot, sir pretentious douchington, get back in the idiot corner

Leave a comment

Previous

Next

Back to all threads

malleableworld May 11 2009, 04:16:08 UTC

Not hell.

malleableworld May 11 2009, 05:19:36 UTC

Oh, well.

I'm not from New York, either.

idkmybffcedric May 11 2009, 05:40:02 UTC

Not necessarily a point against you.

theserenashow May 11 2009, 05:02:42 UTC

You're so sweet.

idkmybffcedric May 11 2009, 05:05:48 UTC

...Are you doing this world's version of MySpace stalking me?

theserenashow May 11 2009, 05:07:44 UTC

Apparently I have to do damage control wherever you seem to go so yes I'm MySpace stalking you over the network. And just so you know, I wouldn't be so hostile towards you if I didn't have a reason.

idkmybffcedric May 11 2009, 05:13:16 UTC

Is this about the future? Because it strikes me as a little bit more than intensely unfair to take out... whatever it is you're so obviously angry about on me.

...And you're MySpace stalking me.

theserenashow May 11 2009, 05:17:35 UTC

If ever there was a situation in which you should not flatter yourself...

What's the last thing you remember?

idkmybffcedric May 11 2009, 05:20:42 UTC

Uh... Vanessa was ranting about McCain's record on women and minorities, and also my hand was cramping.

theserenashow May 11 2009, 05:21:33 UTC

...The last thing you remember that I would also?

idkmybffcedric May 11 2009, 05:24:56 UTC

Oh, right. You're away for the summer.

theserenashow May 11 2009, 05:27:05 UTC

Oh, look. I was also mad at you back then. So nothing's changed and this is not, in fact, unfair.

idkmybffcedric May 11 2009, 05:40:47 UTC

Are you sure you don't just want to leave me to die?

...That was, uh... an attempt at a joke, and I think it fell flat.

theserenashow May 11 2009, 05:42:22 UTC

No. Unlike some people, I actually think about the consequences of my actions.

theserenashow May 11 2009, 05:43:05 UTC

Wait, okay -- don't say anything. I know how that sounds coming from me of all people.

GO TO BED FTLOG idkmybffcedric May 11 2009, 05:45:44 UTC

Not saying anything.

...It's, uh. It's good to see you again, Serena. Really unfair McCain jokes aside. I... I missed you. This summer.

Back to all threads

Previous

Next

Leave a comment