The IDF Is The Most Moral Army In The World?

[idan_cohen]

"Oh, Yeah!", I say to myself. "Blogs are the last and best hope for a truly participatory democracy!"

I hate you, internet. I really fucking hate you.

It is two in the morning and I just noticed that the deadline for The Best Anthology Ever is the end of this month. Luckily I already added a few hundred words to it this morning, and now I am

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[sampleh5180]

Drat. And here I was thinking that another bard had woven a song including my penis and its uncanny likeness to a multitude of the vertically challenged with an affinity for vulgarity. [Or perhaps precious kidney stones.]

"Day's never finished... *thwack* Massa got me workin'... *thwack* Someday Massa set me freeee...."

[laundreu]

No, sir. These are not vertically challenged humans; these are dwarves, of the axes and hammers and mining and 'Gold gold gold gold' persuasion. This perhaps makes their predilection for setting up shop in vaginas and building idols of their new housing more amusing.

(p.s., if you could relay my internets greetings I should be ever so grateful. Yrs. sincerely, Laun)

[sampleh5180]

I do hope that said diminiuative fantasy folk don't frequent Livejournal and take offense to my error, unless they are the ones with the irrational fixation on fiction involving other imaginary characters having homosexual intercourse. And as I've yet to see a glod_glodsson, I can assume that said error will go unnoticed.

Your message has been relayed and joyfully received.

[P.S.: this is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated. Yours in pedantery, Wuffle.]

[idan_cohen]

I, er, honestly don't understand much from this sentence; unless you actually do think said poem was written with the dwarves being a metaphor for your penis? In which case, sir, I applaud your convulted reasoning.

(I'm really just sort of confused by this whole thing I have to note. How was your day? Mine was nice.)