The IDF Is The Most Moral Army In The World?

[idan_cohen]

"Oh, Yeah!", I say to myself. "Blogs are the last and best hope for a truly participatory democracy!"

I hate you, internet. I really fucking hate you.

It is two in the morning and I just noticed that the deadline for The Best Anthology Ever is the end of this month. Luckily I already added a few hundred words to it this morning, and now I am

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[sampleh5180]

Drat. And here I was thinking that another bard had woven a song including my penis and its uncanny likeness to a multitude of the vertically challenged with an affinity for vulgarity. [Or perhaps precious kidney stones.]

"Day's never finished... *thwack* Massa got me workin'... *thwack* Someday Massa set me freeee...."

[laundreu]

No, sir. These are not vertically challenged humans; these are dwarves, of the axes and hammers and mining and 'Gold gold gold gold' persuasion. This perhaps makes their predilection for setting up shop in vaginas and building idols of their new housing more amusing.

(p.s., if you could relay my internets greetings I should be ever so grateful. Yrs. sincerely, Laun)

[sampleh5180]

I do hope that said diminiuative fantasy folk don't frequent Livejournal and take offense to my error, unless they are the ones with the irrational fixation on fiction involving other imaginary characters having homosexual intercourse. And as I've yet to see a glod_glodsson, I can assume that said error will go unnoticed.

Your message has been relayed and joyfully received.

[P.S.: this is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated. Yours in pedantery, Wuffle.]

[idan_cohen]

I, er, honestly don't understand much from this sentence; unless you actually do think said poem was written with the dwarves being a metaphor for your penis? In which case, sir, I applaud your convulted reasoning.

(I'm really just sort of confused by this whole thing I have to note. How was your day? Mine was nice.)

[sampleh5180]

Relax, friend. It was irony, which I'm sure is wholly in your grasp, as the entirety of my comment was as well. I would hope.

(I would be so much better if I could find someone to sell me some crack in DC. You wouldn't think it would be that hard!)

[idan_cohen]

I am not very good with irony. Please do not tell anyone! They will shun me.

(If you are able to deliver to the Middle East, I can introduce you to some people.)

[sampleh5180]

My own inability to detect it is not unlike my illiteracy, and webbed toes - dearly guarded secrets of which the only other holders are now all dead.

Erm, save for your friends' list. Now. Fuck. I always do that.

Leigh mentioned you as living in Israel. I'd head on over, but that's about the only place I'm more likely to be shot than in DC. If you'll pardon my ignorance, what're the state of things over there? There's no more news coverage on this side of the duck pond. Our A.D.D. media coverage has exclusively moved on to Brittany Spears shaving her head.

[idan_cohen]

Oh, man, the usual. President guilty of rape, Prime Minister under investigation for at least four different charges of corruption, the appointee for Tourism Minister lied on her resume, and I guess there is also some sort of occupation going on?

I am not really up to date I admit

[sampleh5180]

How the hell did you elect a rapist to the presidency? We usually just elect empty talking heads.

[adidi]

i live in balmawr, hail from israel, and have not yet been shot. i must be like, blessed.

[sampleh5180]

Who did your blessing? Could you gimme their card? In my line of unemployment, that'd be a pretty nifty one to bear.

[adidi]

his mailing address is

God
Seventh Mortal Coil
Up There In The Sky
By Way Of Pearly Gates

if that doesn't work, animal sacrifices in your backyard will definitely get his attention

ps whats your icon? it's kinda freaky

[code_epic]

You have webbed feet?

[sampleh5180]

You ought to have noticed how well I navigated our bath-water.

[code_epic]

You have to remember I wouldn't be wearing my glasses at the time.