SUPER SMASH BROS KINK MEME

[karma_kalisutah]

ANONYMOUSLY post a pairing and a kink. This meme is open to ALL pairings and ALL kinks. Yaoi, Yuri, and Het is welcome here. Fluffy kinks, gory kinks, gross kinks, what have you. Even Gen if that is, as they say, what floats your boat. Anything goes! It. Doesn't. Matter. Just post it, Anons!

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Comments

[anonymous]

Okay, y'know how Pit's supposed to be from Greek mythology and such? Well, how about he becomes the new "Trojan Man", and pisses people off by walking into their rooms during rather...intimate times... dressed in Trojan armor and reminding them to use a condom!

Trojan Maaaaaaaaaaaan!

dklsjadlka this fucking sucks, I'm sorry LMAO

[anonymous]

"It's showtime

Not OP but <3

[anonymous]

This is such unbelievable win! XD

Not OP

[anonymous]

Oh wow, that was hilarious.

Also:

As Pit would soon find out, turning your back on Snake was often a very, very bad idea.

Is it me, or does it seem like Snake is...well, raeping Pit? Who knows?!

Ike would lolz

Re: Not OP

[anonymous]

I was actually thinking of writing a follow-up of Snake taking out his sexual frustration on Pit. 8];

OP again

[anonymous]

Do it! XD

Re: Not OP

[anonymous]

I would like to SECOND that if possible. ^^;

Not original author, but I couldn't resist

[anonymous]

"You know what, Pit? I think I will use a condom next time."

"Oh, that's great! Hey, wait, what are you--"

"And that next time...is NOW!"

"SWEET GODDESS PALUTENA, NOOOO!!"

--

Next door, Meta Knight just sighed and continued reading his novel.

"Snake and his sexcapades..."

Not OP

[anonymous]

XD Luuuuuulz~ Pit had it coming. X3

OP

[anonymous]

Brilliant. Bloody brilliant! *Bows* ^_^