SUPER SMASH BROS KINK MEME

[karma_kalisutah]

ANONYMOUSLY post a pairing and a kink. This meme is open to ALL pairings and ALL kinks. Yaoi, Yuri, and Het is welcome here. Fluffy kinks, gory kinks, gross kinks, what have you. Even Gen if that is, as they say, what floats your boat. Anything goes! It. Doesn't. Matter. Just post it, Anons!

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[anonymous]

Filled a prompt a while ago, figured I might as well post one.

Captain Falcon/Snake. After being rejected by Samus in rapid succession, the two raid the liquor cabinet to drown their sorrows in alcohol...and end up drowning them in each other instead. Doesn't have to be smut (If it is, you pick who tops). Bonus points for surprisingly intellectual, bros-before-hos drunken ranting.

[anonymous]

Snake's sexy. He's sexy in that ludicrous over-the-top kind of way that only women tend to be in most of these game worlds; he's fanservice for the female masses, and he's been like that ever since some creator looked down at his brush pen and sketched in a couple of ass straps

part two

[anonymous]

“The trouble is, with women,” Falcon continues, and Snake wonders exactly how many troubles he'd listed previously, and how this one could possibly be any worse than all of those, and what exactly the stuff he's drinking is, “is that they get to - to pick. No woman will ever know what it's like to have no-one love them

part iii

[anonymous]

Samus is making her way back. It's a beautiful night, and the sky's rich with stars; she knows they're other worlds, and the part of her that, as a child, looked up and longed to explore each and every one of them still burns in her today, even though she's been around each one and seen each world and mapped their territory like a pioneer. The air smells a little of dust. It's peaceful.

Snake's not a bad man, she thinks. He's the kind of man who pretends he wants every beautiful woman to disguise some deeper impulses; she's seen how he acts around that scientist friend of his. She's happy to flirt with him like crazy, but ultimately she prefers to be alone, and she knows he would, too. Besides, he's a guest fighter. He can't get attached to any one of them, handsome as he certainly is.

And Falcon; Falcon's alright, if dramatic. He's the kind of man who'd be the alpha - just sweet fornication with him, she thinks, grinning, he'd never peck a woman, and she feels her face flush at the thought, embarrased that she can even wonder what

Not OP but <3

[anonymous]

“Falcoooon THRUST!” is a beautiful thing, as was this story <3 EXCELLENT JOB, ANON!

OP

[anonymous]

Anon. ANON. You are my hero, forever and ever and ever. This was BRILLIANT. Thank you sooooooh much! :D

Re: part iii

[anonymous]

"Falcon THRUST!" absolutely KILLED me. XD Awesomely done, Anon!