VIII

[icyacademics]

[Vexen is holding one of Aerith's missing head posters, as it was stuck to the door outside his house.

He doesn't look particularly convinced, for some reason.]

...Headless.

Comments

[forgenotgred]

[Have a headless Fred stumble past you, moaning woefully and flailing.]

[icyacademics]

[Making a 'hmph' sound in the back of his throat.] An amusing attempt at a prank, but I've spent more time than necessary humouring you.

[forgenotgred]

Oi! I need my head back, honest! You try wandering about missing vital anatomy.

[icyacademics]

As it stands, that would be impossible. Although an experiment would put any doubts to rest...

[forgenotgred]

I'm not for experimenting on, good sir.

[icyacademics]

Then I would suggest you find another head. [Matter-of-factly. Vexen knows his pest-repellent.]

[forgenotgred]

[brb screamgroansobstaggerflailing back the way he came]