"Okay, so what place doesn't suck?"

"Nowhere. Everywhere on earth sucks in some way."

"You know, it's your cheerful disposition that I really love."

"There was no buttsex in our Xmas decorations."

"I'll bustle your ass! ...oh wait"

"I'd like to be a bird. I wish I could fly. Except I'm afraid of heights, so I'd probably do it once and be terrified and never do it again."

"And then you'd move to New Zealand."

"What?"

"That's where birds that can't fly live."

"So what you're saying is, I'm a kakapo?"

Oh, vodka.

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"Don't ever put 'penis' and 'capsicum' in proximity like that."

"Because you can only play Marco Polo with someone you're having sex with."

"I play Marco Polo while having sex."

...

"Having a good weave only means that she has a good weave."

(That came from a dream I had at some point during the weekend. I don't even remember the context.)

"What are we saying here? That actors sometimes play more than one role in their lifetime? I kept wondering why Wolverine wasn't killing everyone in Kate & Leopold."

(I don't think this really *needs* context, but FTR it was in reference to this.)

"Math is making fun of me!!!!"

I think it's time for bed.

"Why are you humping the Futurama theme?"