"We need to figure out something for dinner."

"The blood of our enemies?"

"You know I'm a vegetarian."

[short pause]

"I can have the blood of our enemies if we don't kill them to get it."

"Okay then, I didn't kill them."

"You're just saying that so I'll have it."

"...Yes."

"It's my birthday. We are NOT watching Starship Troopers."

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"OUR SOCIETY IS AT EXTREME RISK FROM TERRORIST SCALLOPS."

"I have decided that I am Lee Van Cleef today."

"What does that make me?"

"...Eli Wallach?"

"Fuck you."

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"At least your vagina's not a TARDIS."

"Oh fuck, now I'm going to foam-chicken court."

--said by morthael after he failed to get model releases from some toy chickens he photographed.

No, it wouldn't really make much more sense with context.

(I am having a hell of a day and the above amused me way more than it ought to.)

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"Sorry, Squish. I just want to get the vodka off you."

"All of our problems would be solved if you could shoot laser beams from your eyeballs."

The outfit I'm wearing today would be even more awesome if I had a fuchsia knee-length petticoat.

Also:

"What are you singing?"

"'Invisible Touch'."

"...Why?"

"Do I need a reason?"

"Yes, actually, you do."