A conversation

[icprncs]

"We need to figure out something for dinner."

"The blood of our enemies?"

"You know I'm a vegetarian."

[short pause]

"I can have the blood of our enemies if we don't kill them to get it."

"Okay then, I didn't kill them."

"You're just saying that so I'll have it."

"...Yes."

Comments

[trystbat]

I approve of this message!