[exo] static

[baekmebacon]

title: Static
pairing: Baekhyun/Kris (side!D.O./Kai, side!Chen/Suho)
word count: 7,910words
rating: R
warning/s: implied sex, cussing, did not beta
summary: "You think you’re a flower, but you’re actually a whole meadow."
a/n: well then. this was supposed to be my fic for artistalks. ;q; this is trash tbh after all that lawsuit issue thingy. + i

Comments

[canadaphile]

Forget the roses, forget the lilies or the shy little daisies. No matter how pretty or how vast the garden is, you’re still my favorite flower. That doesn't even rhyme! It should rhyme and be presented as a romantic rap. Drop some sick truth, man.

“What if I told you I’m a minimalist?” I would call bullshit.

“Because, Byun Baek, people only get to look refreshed because of three things. One, make up; two, they’re in love; three, they got laid. And I am so sorry that I don’t think you got laid because you’ve never been the type to put out even on the third date.”

“We’ve been going out a lot,” he mumbles.

“Please Baekhyun, him painting you fully dressed isn’t considered as getting laid. You’re not even posed like Rose in Titanic, so, no.” How does Jongdae know this? How many dates did he go on with Baekhyun before doing the nasty? I will say that for some people, being fully clothed is much more attractive than being naked, even if they are posed like Rose. Baekhyun could be a super pasty string bean. He might've glowed in the dark

[baekmebacon]

why do you write long ass comments that make me smile and tear up at the same time

[canadaphile]

[xiujaemin]

spot for meee!!! bcs i have been telling myself to read this for a long time already but i keep on forgetting (OLD WUMMAN PROBLEMS) and uni has been so demanding (do u see my tears)

[xiujaemin]

//raises fist in the air// i have finally finished reading this fic! yass! it's either i keep forgetting or lj won't cooperate with me. what a sad life

i really liked the quotes you wrote down (the ones aligned to the right) to divide the important parts of the fic. and of course, Illa Illa and The Man Who Can't Be Moved?? much angst. and then plot twist: it goes back to fluff and gets a happy ending, yay! (yes i am a sucker for happy endings shh this is why i mostly avoid angst like the plague. my heart easily hurts for everyone)

cheesy!kris is so greasy, i'm not even complaining. he's such a dork that it's too cute to resist unu

[baekmebacon]

it's cause i'm sick of fluff to angst, don't worry, i'll go back to my previous writing styles.

(fucking plot twists make me predictable so if u ever read something really fluffy pls expect character death okay bye.)

most of the quotes were from illa illa and the man who cant be moved, except the first one. so should i write you more fluffy fics in the future?? i will try to convert u to the krisbaek side!!!!

[xiujaemin]

no thanks, most of the krisbaek i've read is either angst or pwp i don't want to cry while withering anymore (kaisoo and xiuhan have already broken me too much already)