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[icetyger]

So okay, I've had this new job being the coolest dude at the grocery store for a bit now. It's not bad, you know, for now! But! The bastards are making me work every holiday-type thing ever. I worked Christmas Eve until closing, and now I'm working New Year's Eve until the goddamn ball drops. On the plus side, I don't really care! There are twenty-

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[professorhazard]

Because you're a homo.

[icetyger]

Oh! That would probably explain all those times I had sex with men, and why I like the taste of Mountain Dew Game Fuel.

[professorhazard]

It also explains why this Mexican Magic Realism Camera depicts you as wearing assless chaps and chomping down on a kielbasa.