Bounty Hunters in Kanto and ~Alejandro~ [text]

[icequeen_aran]

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MEANWHILE, BACK AT THE FIREHOUSE

[pedaltothemetal]

[There is a Falcon in the doorway. He has a pillow stuffed under his shirt.]

Samus, there's something I need to tell you.

[pedaltothemetal]

[Now Falcon is just kind of. Staring at Samus, wondering if she is actually going to keep playing along and deliver a pillow.]

[icequeen_aran]

[The pillow must be delivered. She is kneeling in-between his legs staring at the half-labored babies under his shirt.]

I changed my mind, you'll have to push.

[pedaltothemetal]

[Stare. This is the most half-hearted push you ever did see.]

[icequeen_aran]

Push harder.

[pedaltothemetal]

[FFFINE he'll play along. He screws up his face.]

This is your fault.

NOT HERE

[blondprodigy]

SDFSGcfgsfg

[icequeen_aran]

[icequeen_aran]

[She has GRABBED THE HEAD OF THE PILLOW.]

Almost there, come on keep pushing.

[pedaltothemetal]

[Falcon is now thinking that this is probably the weirdest thing they have ever done.

They are weird.]

I am pushing as hard as I can.

[That is to say he is. not really pushing at all.]

[icequeen_aran]

[Yeah just a little, but he totally started it because he's more weird. SHE HAS PULLED IT OUT and holds it up for him to see.]

Congratulations. [It's a pillow.] I'll be taking my grandchild now.

[And then she is going to smack him in the face with it you insensitive bastard and run away.]

[pedaltothemetal]

I knew it! All you wanted was my baby!

[HE IS CHASING AFTER YOU]

[icequeen_aran]

Only because you took my heart.

[RUNNING AWAY SLIDING DOWN POLES]

[pedaltothemetal]

[Gonna do it. Gonna catch you.]

I bet you're not even Alejandro's mother.

[icequeen_aran]

How can you be so sure? [Yeah that pillow? She totally landed on it when she hit bottom.]

[pedaltothemetal]

[NO NOT THE BABY. He SLIDES DOWN!]

Because a no-good baby stealer would never give birth to someone like *~*Alejandro*~*.