Comments | icequeen_aran: Wherein Samus discovers Falcon had played a game called Metroids and rages afterward. [narration]

icequeen_aran

Wherein Samus discovers Falcon had played a game called Metroids and rages afterward. [narration]

Jun 13, 2010 00:29

( [Narration. Backdated to Sunday, June 6th] )

!narration, *max, bounty hunter business, brooooding in space, mysterious gentlemen contact, *bowser, *char, falcon, *jeff, *pikachu, *pichu, i am the law, *olimar

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blondprodigy June 13 2010, 04:56:41 UTC

[BUT WHAT IF A FAKE SON NOTICED THIS PMS CHANGE IN MOOD?]

icequeen_aran June 13 2010, 04:58:55 UTC

[;3; It means she will need ice cream later maybe.]

blondprodigy June 13 2010, 05:12:04 UTC

[He will totally pay. With the money from his fabulous new job. And then they can watch bad sci-fi movies and make comments about how the science is all wrong.]

icequeen_aran June 13 2010, 05:26:34 UTC

[Except she will probably continue to be a reclusive moody broody from everyone ever for an undetermined amount of time nooooo. ;_;]

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tank_rockarms June 13 2010, 05:14:36 UTC

::BUT MISS ARAN, HOW DOES I SHOOT GUN?::

icequeen_aran June 13 2010, 05:25:26 UTC

[FINGER FIND TRIGGER. SHOOT GUN. SUCCESS!]

tank_rockarms June 13 2010, 05:40:37 UTC

::FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR::

notstevejobs June 13 2010, 05:15:47 UTC

::BUT MISS ARAN, WHY CAN'T I USE OLD MILK CARTONS AS PART OF MY NUCLEAR-POWERED BIOMECH HOMEWORK?::

icequeen_aran June 13 2010, 05:24:54 UTC

[Because you touch yourself at night.]

blazinglizard June 13 2010, 05:33:38 UTC

[You better believe Char's gonna notice a fellow emotional retard being an emotional retard. And you better believe he's not gonna touch that with a ten-foot pole.

So Samus you get a Char that's actually kinda sorta behaving in Biomech class. But that's all you get.]

icequeen_aran June 13 2010, 05:42:39 UTC

[It's all she could ever ask for and she's not even there to witness it. She'd probably think he was ill.]

blazinglizard June 13 2010, 05:47:08 UTC

[That's how Char rolls. The only time he's nice is when people won't be able to tell. actually wait that could be something will you nurse him back to health biomech will you]

icequeen_aran June 13 2010, 05:48:52 UTC

[So I have this alien probe here...]

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ihateplumbers June 13 2010, 05:39:31 UTC

::BUT SAMSAM... WAIT I'M STILL IN OUTER SPACE::

icequeen_aran June 13 2010, 05:43:15 UTC

[I CAN GO BACK INTO SPACE AND DRAG YOU BACK. ALL BY MYSELF. NOT THAT I WANT TO OR ANYTHING.]

ihateplumbers June 13 2010, 05:55:22 UTC

::SO SAMSAM. YOU'RE PRETTY UPSET WITH DOUGIE THERE, HUH? BREAKIN' UP? YOU LOOKIN' FOR A REBOUND GUY?::

icequeen_aran June 13 2010, 06:00:49 UTC

[I'd rather stuff my head in a toilet sob.]

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