Comments | icedteainthebag: here's a fun one

icedteainthebag

here's a fun one

Oct 23, 2011 20:54

So my aunt, via my mother, has been bugging me for about a year to send her some of the "sexy stories" I write. I don't really care, well... I do but I don't. My mother's side of the family is really open about stuff (my mom is a Pure Romance consultant and I've read tjonesy's fic to her aloud, if that tells you anything) so I'm not really embarrassed, ( Read more... )

is this thing on?, people have opinions, fuck decisions: i can't make decisions, well this all explains a lot, porn has taken over my life, fanfic porn tears families apart, things i probably should not do but what, get skewed, sharing porn with the aunt, and today's wtf-ery includes..., old people need secks too

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defyingnormalcy October 24 2011, 02:03:07 UTC

Sending porn to your aunt? NO PROBLEM. WE HAVE AN APP FOR THAT! :P

Send her yummy Adama/Roslin PRON PLEEEEEZZZZZZEEE! :D :P

The one where Laura rides his face? YES PLEASE.

icedteainthebag October 24 2011, 02:08:59 UTC

OH, it has to be A/R! Quality.

LOL... I wish there was an app. "Family times fic chooser." Something.

That one actually came to mind! And it came to mind in the 'oh god, not sure about that one' category. So it wouldn't be bad to send her one with the word "cunt" in it? I so rarely use that word. lol. I suppose if it highly offends her then she won't ask again! (Score!)

defyingnormalcy October 24 2011, 02:10:20 UTC

How cool is your aunt? I say cunt all the time. In front of my family too (they use it too) - we all swear like filthy sailors.

icedteainthebag October 24 2011, 02:12:25 UTC

I don't know how cool she is. The last time I actually hung out with her, I was like, 14.

I only bring it out for the special occasions. And I know who I can't say it around, for sure. :D

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plaid_slytherin October 24 2011, 02:22:02 UTC

Holy cats, I can't believe you're worrying about whether it will make sense if you haven't seen BSG. I'd probably be dying of embarrassment. I can barely say I write as a hobby.

"What's it about?"
"Space. Old men. Old men... in space."
"Why don't you try to get published?"
"Um."
"Can I read it?"
"....No...."

icedteainthebag October 24 2011, 02:26:26 UTC

LOL!!

"Space. Old men. Old men... in space."

"Old Space Men, okay?? Do you really care about old space men? I didn't think so."

"Why don't you try to get published?"

My mom has told me that I should try to publish my fanfic before. Oh mom. I suppose then you would get the "But you're doing all this writing for free!" speech.

I'd only consider sending her M/F pairings because I know that's what she is into.

plaid_slytherin October 24 2011, 02:30:31 UTC

Oh, my mom's said that, too. She's like, "There are Star Trek novels." And I'm like, "It's not... It's not exactly the same."

I have absolutely nothing safe. My mom has read one thing I've written, a gen Doctor Who vignette. Thankfully she hates Saul so she's not interested in inquiring about my BSG stuff...

icedteainthebag October 24 2011, 02:32:29 UTC

"It's not... It's not exactly the same."

Oh, but don't you wish they were?

Thankfully she hates Saul so she's not interested in inquiring about my BSG stuff...

Feed into this hate. It will keep her out of your slashy life forever. Lie about canon if necessary.

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seirina October 24 2011, 02:43:32 UTC

So I picked my own favorite of yours. It's not too much, I don't think. I mean, it's sexy as hell but not shocking imo.

icedteainthebag October 24 2011, 02:46:42 UTC

Thank you! I'm with you on that one. It isn't too nasty.

aka_plynn October 24 2011, 02:44:12 UTC

LOL!!!

Yeah, send her the "Ode to the Frakstache", whore.

I can't even with this question. Like, I'm trying to imagine being in your shoes and I can't get the D: expression off my face.

You've got my answers. I think "Speechless" would be perfect. And then everything else once she's watched BSG, because WHY WOULDN'T SHE after that.

icedteainthebag October 24 2011, 02:48:22 UTC

Yeah, send her the "Ode to the Frakstache", whore.

Just... every time I think about that frakstache and porn I think about katamarann and her "morsels" and a part of my soul dies. There's not much left.

Your icon is so totally appropriate.

Maybe I should just tell her to watch the fucking show first and she'll never get around to it. Problem solved.

aka_plynn October 24 2011, 02:52:19 UTC

Yes, there you go. Tell her that it's all very show dependent and none of it will make sense until she can quote any episode at will.

FU and the morsels. Sounds like more of an issue of Laura's than of the frakstache.

icedteainthebag October 24 2011, 02:53:53 UTC

Damn it, I just gagged. <--- that's what she said

treeofstars October 24 2011, 02:49:14 UTC

My mom wanted to read my 'cat story' (aka - The Adventures of Mimzy Roslin) and she's never seen BSG. I have 2 people in my family who just want to read what I write, so they've read Last Resurrection. I warn them that if they haven't seen the show, they might not get some things, but they don't seem to care!

icedteainthebag October 24 2011, 02:51:41 UTC

It's awesome that they just want to read your writing. Maybe you just do a good job covering what canon facts you need them to get in other ways so they didn't actually have to see the show.

treeofstars October 24 2011, 03:09:09 UTC

I know. My mom will make a comment like, 'I can't believe you wrote that!' if she reads a porny bit, but she laughs about it. It's a big part of who I am (writing, not porn), and I'm not going to keep it secret, you know?