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icedteainthebag

here's a fun one

Oct 23, 2011 20:54

So my aunt, via my mother, has been bugging me for about a year to send her some of the "sexy stories" I write. I don't really care, well... I do but I don't. My mother's side of the family is really open about stuff (my mom is a Pure Romance consultant and I've read tjonesy's fic to her aloud, if that tells you anything) so I'm not really embarrassed, ( Read more... )

is this thing on?, people have opinions, fuck decisions: i can't make decisions, well this all explains a lot, porn has taken over my life, fanfic porn tears families apart, things i probably should not do but what, get skewed, sharing porn with the aunt, and today's wtf-ery includes..., old people need secks too

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defyingnormalcy October 24 2011, 02:03:07 UTC

Sending porn to your aunt? NO PROBLEM. WE HAVE AN APP FOR THAT! :P

Send her yummy Adama/Roslin PRON PLEEEEEZZZZZZEEE! :D :P

The one where Laura rides his face? YES PLEASE.

icedteainthebag October 24 2011, 02:08:59 UTC

OH, it has to be A/R! Quality.

LOL... I wish there was an app. "Family times fic chooser." Something.

That one actually came to mind! And it came to mind in the 'oh god, not sure about that one' category. So it wouldn't be bad to send her one with the word "cunt" in it? I so rarely use that word. lol. I suppose if it highly offends her then she won't ask again! (Score!)

defyingnormalcy October 24 2011, 02:10:20 UTC

How cool is your aunt? I say cunt all the time. In front of my family too (they use it too) - we all swear like filthy sailors.

icedteainthebag October 24 2011, 02:12:25 UTC

I don't know how cool she is. The last time I actually hung out with her, I was like, 14.

I only bring it out for the special occasions. And I know who I can't say it around, for sure. :D

defyingnormalcy October 24 2011, 02:14:21 UTC

Hmm, well, ask her just how dirty she feels comfortable reading. Be honest and say that you use swear words in your fics?

icedteainthebag October 24 2011, 02:16:12 UTC

Yes. Maybe this is a good approach. My mom told me my aunt's book club reads one "porn story" per year. Something tells me that it's not quite the caliber of porn that one would normally encounter, say, on bsg_kink.

defyingnormalcy October 24 2011, 02:18:05 UTC

LOL. Can I *please* be a part of your family? They sound so fucking badass awesome. Want a sister? :P Haha.

icedteainthebag October 24 2011, 02:21:31 UTC

YES, yes, you totally can!! I would love that! My mom will talk your ear off about sex toys all day long. And about pretty much everything else. This apple did not fall far.

While my dad (they're divorced) like, pretends people don't have sex.

defyingnormalcy October 24 2011, 02:27:19 UTC

I WANT TO MEET YOUR MOM! And I would gladly talk with her about sex and toys and other fun things.

Gimmie an hour with you dad. I'll give him "the talk." :P

icedteainthebag October 24 2011, 02:30:50 UTC

Gimmie an hour with you dad. I'll give him "the talk." :P

Bahahahaaaa. Okay. He also likes deer meat if that helps.

defyingnormalcy October 24 2011, 02:34:34 UTC

Ummm... I am a vegetarian? :P LOL.

icedteainthebag October 24 2011, 02:45:26 UTC

Good luck in that hour with dad.

Then come hang out with mom and we'll all go to the gay vegetarian coffee house.

defyingnormalcy October 24 2011, 03:02:12 UTC

we'll all go to the gay vegetarian coffee house.

There is, like, one on every corner in Toronto bahahaha :P

icedteainthebag October 24 2011, 03:06:37 UTC

Aww!! There is one 45 miles from my house! :D LOL.

defyingnormalcy October 24 2011, 03:10:35 UTC

Girl, you need to move, lol. :P Toronto is like, really gay, and friendly, and our money is all colourful and shit. hehe.

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