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She Airlocks, He Builds Galleons

Feb 17, 2009 08:11

Title: She Airlocks, He Builds Galleons
Author: icedteainthebag
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: general BSG up through S3, general X-Files
Pairing: (The X-Files/BSG) Admiral Fox Mulder/President Dana Scully
Summary: Dana Scully, president of the Twelve Colonies, gets in hot water with Fleet Admiral Fox Mulder.
Author's Note: This fic was written for the xf_pornbattle. The prompt was ( Read more... )

xf/bsg fanfic, xf porn battle, total crack

Comments 34

idella February 17 2009, 18:17:38 UTC

I DON'T THINK I STOPPED LAUGHING THE ENTIRE TIME.

THIS IS MADE OF 137 MILLION KINDS OF WIN.

YOU ROCK.

icedteainthebag February 17 2009, 18:58:10 UTC

Thank you so much. I especially like how he's going to frak her fat, lazy ass.

idella February 17 2009, 18:59:29 UTC

Hee, yes.

I especially like how it's not going to cure her cancer. Bwah.

icedteainthebag February 17 2009, 19:02:50 UTC

If only Bill's magic come could cure cancer. Doc Coddle would have nothin' on that bitch.

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scooly42 February 17 2009, 21:56:03 UTC

i lol'd therefore i approve
'bill' fffff

also for some reason the word 'frak' irritates me a shit ton although yes yes i know it's a bsg word (SEE I TOOK THE TIME TO GOOGLE)

icedteainthebag February 17 2009, 22:00:32 UTC

Look at you
you're going to be a frakkin convert in no time, with no effort whatsoever.

I hated the word frak too, for quite awhile, but I gave in. I always give in.

*sob*

scooly42 February 17 2009, 22:03:12 UTC

we'll see about that
but whatever happens, i'll always hate that word idk why it just sounds fucking dumb

icedteainthebag February 17 2009, 22:04:36 UTC

frak you scooly
frak you hard

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yang22 February 18 2009, 11:35:31 UTC

Oh my gosh! I can't stop laughing while reading this. My cousins already think I'm insane. Keep up the good work and the humor. It's so good.

icedteainthebag February 20 2009, 14:07:22 UTC

Thank you so much!!!

dashakay February 19 2009, 03:12:21 UTC

HOLY FRAKKING SHIT! I just laughed so hard that Buddy jumped off the couch!

And where she gets Manolo Blahniks in deep space he'll never know.

BWAHAHAHA!

"That's right, Bill," she moans, her voice getting louder. "Obliterate this naughty Cylon base star."

OH SWEET JEBUS, IT HURTS, THE LAUGHING.

SO SAY WE ALL.

icedteainthebag February 20 2009, 14:07:11 UTC

I honestly really want Laura to say that while they're fucking. IT WOULD BE SO HOTTTTT.

Thank you, sweetie. :) *HUGS*

lightbringer70 February 21 2009, 09:25:59 UTC

OMG I don't think I ever laughed harder reading a BSG or XF fic. Ever! That was a seriously inspired piece of crack. Aaah... Mulder and Scully, I miss them. Thank you XD

icedteainthebag February 24 2009, 20:57:13 UTC

Thank you so much!! :) I do pride myself in inspired crack.

I miss them too. XF3, baby! :)