She Airlocks, He Builds Galleons

Feb 17, 2009 08:11

Title: She Airlocks, He Builds Galleons
Author: icedteainthebag
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: general BSG up through S3, general X-Files
Pairing: (The X-Files/BSG) Admiral Fox Mulder/President Dana Scully
Summary: Dana Scully, president of the Twelve Colonies, gets in hot water with Fleet Admiral Fox Mulder.
Author's Note: This fic was written for the xf_pornbattle. The prompt was ( Read more... )

xf/bsg fanfic, xf porn battle, total crack

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idella February 17 2009, 18:17:38 UTC
I DON'T THINK I STOPPED LAUGHING THE ENTIRE TIME.

THIS IS MADE OF 137 MILLION KINDS OF WIN.

YOU ROCK.

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icedteainthebag February 17 2009, 18:58:10 UTC
Thank you so much. I especially like how he's going to frak her fat, lazy ass.

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idella February 17 2009, 18:59:29 UTC
Hee, yes.

I especially like how it's not going to cure her cancer. Bwah.

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icedteainthebag February 17 2009, 19:02:50 UTC
If only Bill's magic come could cure cancer. Doc Coddle would have nothin' on that bitch.

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idella February 17 2009, 19:06:16 UTC
Look, are we really going to be able to convince each other that Bill can cure anything?

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icedteainthebag February 17 2009, 19:08:34 UTC
No. No, we will not.

I mourn Bill's lack of curative powers.

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