Last night was one of those nights that makes me want to find another job. Long, tiring, I had to get three people kicked out, and I've got a series of bruises on my hip that look like fingers. Mostly because that's what caused them.

Maybe I really should become a teacher ( Read more... )

Six inch heels are officially too high for me. I do think I sprained my ankle. Ah, well. I've been wanting a day off anyway - I may as well call in. I'm just glad it happened while I was practicing and not while I was actually at work.

Time to ice and elevate, I suppose.

If you are going to go to a strip club, there are a few things one should keep in mind:

• The girls are not all named "Doll".
  
• We do like eye contact. Tit contact is less flattering, I assure you.
  
• I don't have a problem with tips, but some of the other girls do. One dollar is not an adaquete tip, thank you.
  
• Do not touch.
  
• If you touch, I will show ( Read more... )