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[icaststhespells]

I'm living in a basement.

I'm living in a basement.

I'm living in a basement.

I'm living in a basement.

Y'know, no matter how I phrase it, it never sounds any better.

Urge to destroy world rising.

Comments

[overlordinate]

What are you complaining about? All the rooms are equally crappy.

[icaststhespells]

Yeah, but I'd at least like one that's crappy above ground.

[overlordinate]

Tough luck, loser. At least you can't hear the volcanoes from your window.

[icaststhespells]

Yeah, I've had enough of volcanoes to last me several lifetimes. Also, I hate this place and wanna go home.

[no_dad_no]

I like a good basement. Throw in some faulty wiring and rusty medical equipment and you're all set.

[icaststhespells]

Wanna trade rooms?

[no_dad_no]

What's wrong with yours?

[icaststhespells]

Basement. I'm a mage. We're more the "tower" type.

[deadpandevourer]

Saying it doesn't make it less true.

[icaststhespells]

I was hoping that phrasing it differently might make it less demeaning.

No such luck.

[deadpandevourer]

It's demeaning no matter how you say it.

[icaststhespells]

Stop reminding me.

[eatinurworld]

Urge to destroy world? I know how that goes.

[icaststhespells]

Except that I'm not actually sure if this is a "world", or like, an afterlife, or an alternate plane, or whatever. The only thing that's holding me back is that Fighter isn't here, which... it's better than sex.

[eatinurworld]

Yeah, I don't think I'm really all that interested in your creepy little perversions, little man.

[icaststhespells]

Trust me, if you knew the guy, you'd understand.

[velvetassistant]

Is there something wrong with living in a basement?

Oh! I understand now. You are afraid that a subterranean life style will, over time, turn you into a denizen of the dark, some kind of man-mole hybrid?

1/2

[icaststhespells]

Um, no, not really.

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[icaststhespells]

...Up until right now, anyway!