Holy shit ( Read more... )

FESTFESTFESTFESTFESTFESTFESTFESTFEST!!
I am going and you are not!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

Boy, the past couple of weeks have been a real odyssey of crapola
that is also the title of my upcoming book, by the way.
all of this punctuated of course by moments of beauty and general wonderful things:

• My family
• My girlfriend
• Troma party in Orlando
• Getting a goblet thrown at my head (hahaha), this kind of works as both wonderful and crappola (hahah)
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I haven't posted in here for a real long time ( Read more... )

heat lightning passing on the horizon like the circuitry of the world coursing inside the hazy skin of some distant night

I don't feel like making a silly emo "blah blah blah. I'm so depressed. Wah wah wah." post so instead I'll just randomly say stuff about our new hostess at work ( Read more... )

Gonna get on awesome deal on a car today. Not a Monterey :( , a Sable... all the same it's a fuckin awesome deal ( Read more... )

I can't sleep... and that is sucky.
But as a pleasant surprise I'm awake to watch England V. Ecuador!
Prepare to get owned Central America!

Seriously nothing makes my heart swell quite like the people that I've somehow surrounded myself with ( Read more... )

Driving home I saw a mattress store next to an OBGYN.
Think about it.
It's funny.
I dunno maybe not but I think it is.

Also I am watching Conan the Barbarian on HBO Family!
I just saw him slaughter 5 dudes and punch a horse (and a camel) in the head!