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[sealedwitha]

Secret Post 323

We've got some...interesting secrets this time! Yeah, we'll go with interesting.

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[f5f5f5f5f5]

THE FIRST GAME: To some, a pointless time waster. To others, the game of kings. This is what life is all about, ain't it? You knew that back in kindergarten when you cut the annoying fat kid to be first in line, and you know that now, when you shove people out of the way to get a copy of that one RPG just so you can get the lame preorder item-- It's all about being #1, rank one, top of the high score list. First to know, first to see, first to comment, first to be acknowledged. There is no number after one. I have come to accept this.

You might say "No one cares who gets first!" but that's bullshit. It's two seconds of fame where whatever you type will be seen by anyone in the post, and those two seconds add up. You get it enough, and you evolve from "douchebag who always gets first" to "douchebag who MOTHERFUCKING ALWAYS GETS FIRST FUCK YOU" and then you get secrets about you at some other community but WHO CARES.

We all wanna be first. That's why the game exists. And that's why the game has existed since the dawn of man, in some

[dibsonrainbow]

Fair enough. And congratulations, I suppose.

[f5f5f5f5f5]

Thank you, thank you.

[pinkhairedchild]

What's a cockgobbler?

[f5f5f5f5f5]

Ask one of the mods! It's their job to answer questions.

[teamaniac]

I don't think I can fully express my hatred for you right now.

[f5f5f5f5f5]

Where's the fun in that? C'mon, try your best.

[notlikethemovie]

That was rather epic but I'm not quite sure which way. Congratulations, I think I've been struck speechless.

[f5f5f5f5f5]

Then my work here is done.

[fuckyobancouch]

[Slow claps. Not golfclaps mind you, no these are honest claps, just a bit slow.]

Attention-whorin' on the Internet or not, ya gotta respect a guy whose got such a way with words.

[f5f5f5f5f5]

What can I say? It takes practice.

[fuckyobancouch]

Many hours spent hashin' out the finer details a' internet-philosophy in the hallowed halls of 4chan, I take it?

[yougotused]

I suppose I should say congratulations. That was quite impressive.

[f5f5f5f5f5]

Thanks, boss. If I'm gonna do it, might as well do it flashy.

[yougotused]

How did you manage to do it?

[f5f5f5f5f5]

I'm not sure myself. Maybe the desire to piss people off is just too strong to be tapered down.