FIC: Cookies & Cream [Naruto].

Apr 23, 2008 12:05

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS. I haven't posted any stories here since September?! Well, that's gonna have to change. I'm setting up a daily writing time for myself, and come hell or high water I will STICK TO IT.

Now then. Enjoy your crazy Nay-roo-toos.

Title: Cookies & Cream.
Fandom: Naruto [manga].
Rating: PG-13 for a couple of curses.
Genre: Fluff ( Read more... )

pg13, humor, gen, kurenai, gai, naruto, fluff

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omfg science. omg. taito_kisses April 24 2008, 01:25:03 UTC
DUDE! NARUTO CURSOR BANNER AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS PAGE.

There is a TeacherxStudent comm, a GaixLee, a GaixKakashi, a Gai AND Lee com, and many general Naruto comms . . . but nothing for just Gai or Team Gai. Sad.

If I try and copy paste everything that I find awesome, the entire story would be right here. BUT OMG!

"And when someone asks us to stop doing something, Gai, we . . . ?"

"Stop . . . doing it?"

"That's right! And we stop because . . . ?"

"Because I don't know my own strength."

"That's exactly right. B.U.S.T.E.D. I lol'd

"I did come to pay my respects, Kurenai. But more to keep you from paying too much." He smiled, reaching out and clasping her hands in his. "Will you be like my rival, then, lost in thought here every morning? Will you fight with him for space? It's enough, I think, for one ninja in this village to perpetually mourn the lost here. Don't you think, Kurenai?" THIS close to big, fat crocodile tears. THIS CLOSE ( ... )

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Re: omfg science. omg. daughtersofisis April 24 2008, 15:39:51 UTC
WUT. NO GAI COMM. WTF. WTFFFFFF. THAT IS LAME AND STUPID.

XD Did you appreciate the busty nurse? I put her in just for j00~. (Obvs.)

THIS close to big, fat crocodile tears. THIS CLOSE.
Aww, do not cry, Thaddeus! Crocodile tears are false tears, though. Like the ones Light cries when L dies. But I don't think that's what you meant. XP

AHAHAHA BROKE WIF HAMMAHS. Thank you, dahling. ILU2. SORRY IT TOOK SO FOOCKIN' LONG TO FINISH THIS I AM SUCK. :D

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Re: omfg science. omg. taito_kisses April 26 2008, 18:40:18 UTC
BUSTY NURSE! I loved Busty!Nurse. She was blond in my mind. :3 Are there even blond Japanese people? Who cares.

Ahhh, not always. They are also used to fake tears, yes, but crocodile tears are big fat salty ones that get your face real yet from just a few. You know those HUGE ones? But since they're so fake looking sometimes, it's a term used for fake crying. I didn't mean it thst way, though~

Yeah, the Hammer Of Justice Awesome! lol Gai's hammer

YOU R NOT TEH SUK! U R TEH WIN!

ALSO! I thoght of something to get yoooou~ (finally) It will be the greatest Christmas/house warming gift EVER!!!

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technovanilla April 26 2008, 21:52:13 UTC
THIS IS SO CUTE. AND TWEE. AND CUTE. AND GOOD. AND SAD. AND AMAZING.

AHHHH.

Kurenai eyed him suspiciously. "You just want a cookie, don't you," she said flatly.

GAI CAN HAS COOKIE? THOUSAND COOKIE?

the busty nurse said sternly.

OH MY. FULL BODY INSPECTION, PLZ.

OHHH, THE ENDING WAS SO SAD. AND HAPPY. OR. YOU KNOW, LIKE, THE. UH.

SUFFICE TO SAY YOU ARE AMAAAZING.

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daughtersofisis May 29 2008, 03:52:25 UTC
AHAHAHA, I'M BAD AT RESPONDING TO THINGS ON TIME. SORRY, LULZ.

GAI WITH COOKIES IS LIKE THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER IMAGINED EVER. HE SHOULD BE COOKIE MONSTER. ESPECIALLY SINCE COOKIE MONSTER'S ALL FAGGED UP ON VEGETABLES NOW, LOSE.

MM, BUSTY NURSES. DO WANT.

I AM GLAD YOU LIKED IT! LOL, CRAZY SHIT IS CRAZY. <333

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