First Blood

Dec 17, 2012 22:08

Title:  First Blood
Author: iantojjackh
Summary: Gwen had been warned about careful handling of alien tech countless times and the lesson never seemed to sink in and this time Jack was the one to pay the price for her carelessness
Rating: R
Characters: Jack/Ianto
Warnings: This was written for genderbend day at comment_fic.  There is also some crackiness in this story. ( Read more... )

insanity, humor, fanfic, ianto, general insanity, jack, comment_fic

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blossomlegs December 18 2012, 03:23:19 UTC
You left me speechless, but with a laugh!

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iantojjackh December 18 2012, 04:54:03 UTC
Thanks. Yeah, Ianto does not want to explain it to Jack. With a prompt like this there was no other place I ould go.

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tardisjournal December 18 2012, 04:39:01 UTC
O. M. G.

I don't know whether to be horrified, or to LOL. I guess I'll do both.

I do feel bad for Jack, though. There are a lot of cool things about being a woman, but "Aunt Flo" ain't one of them. Especially since he seems to have retained the gene that turns some manly men into whimpering babies when they get a sniffle or a boo-boo.

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iantojjackh December 18 2012, 04:59:42 UTC
Thanks.

Horrified for what Jack went through?

Yeah which is why Jack had fun for a while until Auntie Flo paid a visit. Ianto had fun too until things happen and of course he leaves explaining to the one whose fault this is. Hormonal Jack is blubbering. Considering Jack has been through a lot it's funny that cramps reduce him to a while of mush unless he is looking for sympathy from Ianto and finds none.

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tardisjournal December 18 2012, 13:53:17 UTC
A little bit disturbed by the idea of Jack as a woman(even though he and Ianto seem to be enjoying it immensely) I'll admit. But mostly upset by what he's going through. Sounds like s/he's got the mother of all periods, which I wouldn't wish on anyone, and next to no knowledge about what's happening.

Knowing what to expect doesn't make it easier, but at least you know you're not dying, even though it feels like it. Jack really doesn't know. I hope Gwen is able to sort him out.

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sammydragoncat December 18 2012, 04:51:33 UTC
Loved it

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iantojjackh December 18 2012, 04:59:56 UTC
Thanks.

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lilferret December 18 2012, 05:08:06 UTC
*chuckles heartily* Yeah, let's let Gwen field that convo, shall we?

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iantojjackh December 19 2012, 03:05:13 UTC
Thanks.

Yes, it's all Gwen's fault so she has to explain it.

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pharlap1 December 18 2012, 07:05:11 UTC
loved it

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iantojjackh December 19 2012, 03:11:25 UTC
Thanks.

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