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[iamwesker]

The good news is that it appears once present's contents cancels out the effects of another's. The bad news is that the opener of the present, or eggs as was the case, still gets that effect

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[im_not_a_rookie]

Awww, you're still terribly adorable as a child. At least physically.

[iamwesker]

Elena, as charming as you may think you are, you're not.

[im_not_a_rookie]

I'm simply telling the truth. You have the most delightful chubby little childish cheeks.

[iamwesker]

You are not amusing.

Voice

[regenerable]

Presents?

Re: Voice

[iamwesker]

Yes, those horrible boxes and eggs hanging from trees.

[kennedy_san]

No need to hunt anyone down.

I'm fine. I can't speak for Chris, though.

[iamwesker]

There goes my entertainment for the evening.

What has happened to Chris?

[kennedy_san]

Wouldn't be any fun if I just told you.

Can't go ruining your entertainment, now can I?

[iamwesker]

Leon, if you wished to see me, you need only say so instead of taunting me into coming out of the tunnels and to where you live.

[redeemed_bandit]

I believe whatever has happened to you, is far safe than what happened yesterday.

[iamwesker]

I suppose it is better that I didn't wake up in the cold storage of Shu-Ra Company this time.

[redeemed_bandit]

I would not have permitted it.

Certain mistakes cannot be committed twice.

[iamwesker]

I would hope not, Doctor Kurama. It is most disturbing to be able to hear and feel everything and yet be unable to move. An hour feels like an eternity, especially if a roach is crawling across your skin.

I take it you are well? No difficulties?

Chris is all "shoot me now, dear God."

[stars_survivor]

...

I'm fine. Except for what Leon told you about. It's not exactly my best and most brilliant day ever.

...You were one messed-up kid, it seems like. They didn't give you a name?

Wesker is rather pleased that he gets to talk to Chris. His day is not complete until then.

[iamwesker]

I would very much like to see that, Chris. I would considering doing you a favour to see that.

I was not 'messed up'. I was raised by Umbrella and given the finest education available. How many people do you know that had their PhD by sixteen and cross-trained from virology to heading up a group like S.T.A.R.S.?

Until he can make Chris incoherent and confused, right?

[stars_survivor]

What kind of favor are we talking about here?

But Wesker. You didn't have a name until you were ten. I don't care how brilliant you are, that's just... wrong.

As Wesker says repeatedly in RE UC, their fates are intertwined.

[iamwesker]

What is it you would like from me for the pleasure of seeing that? No, you cannot ask that I never kill someone again or the like. A one-time favour.

Chris, I had a name. I remember that. However, I do not remember my childhood beyond what I have read and the scraps left to me. It hardly matters on the whole, does it? I am the man that I am. Or monster as I believe you would say.