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[iamwearingpants]

Dear Ben Lee

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[si_end_ght]

Oh God, Brick is one of the only songs that exists that makes me curl up two-fold into sad, cold little tears. I can't imagine hearing it at a concert around other people!

[divine_aphasia]

oh man! ben lee is awesome!

[iamwearingpants]

He's my husband. The end.

(p.s. I'm coming to Oberlin on Thursday for a few days. I'm sure I'll see you, because there is a home game on Saturday, ja?)

[bbykbubbles]

Um, you're gay.

The end.

[iamwearingpants]

Did you notice the "turn straight" component of my love letter? It is a vital point here.

[bbykbubbles]

Yes, I am literate.

I maintain that you are gay.

[rara_aviz]

I maintain that Caitlin is right because Liz needn't turn for Ben Lee. He won't marry her. He's marrying ME.

[rcn412]

at least you're not turning straight for some Turkmen dude that you've only known for two weeks, because it has already been stated that I would stab you in the face with a spoon if you did that.

[iamwearingpants]

I would stab myself in the face with a spoon. And probably before I got the chance to do so, I can think of about fifteen people who personally would fly out to Turkmenistan to do it for me. You are not alone!

[rcn412]

good to know.

[bbykbubbles]

Who are these fifteen people? I am curious.